PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Think you could just take her from me like that? I'll fucking kill you all.

Okay. So while most people know that I'm all for the coming out party on the meteor infected front, even I have to admit that vampires, demons, and fictional characters are kinda out there. Even for me. And that's saying something, considering that I'm from Smallville and all.

I ran into a vampire today. It's a good thing that I got rid of that bracelet, otherwise I don't think I would have gotten away fast enough.

[Private to Clark Kent]
So, hi. I don't know if Chloe or your cousin managed to tell you that I'm, you know, kinda not dead anymore, so I thought I'd try to get into contact with you through here. A lot of people seem to communicate this way around here, which is kind of cool, I guess. Anyway, if you wanna meet up or talk or, well, basically do anything that doesn't involve us running into one of those creeps with the bumpy faces then that would be great.

Is the name "Millennium Group" familiar to any of you? I would like to find out if any of the members are present here, in Los Angeles. My mission is more important than my bloody pride. Please, I shall reimburse for whichever information about their whereabouts.

I believe we must talk, James.

[Buffy]

How did you fare in your patrol?

Okay, I know I didn't teleport here and now I can't even lea This isn't Smallville. Can anyone tell me what's going on?