PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Some help, if you would, maybe? I've been informed by an ugly as hell creature. Demon? ..individual that this board was the place to come to find out exactly what just happened to me, and why I'm in LA?

Not sure I expected heaven or hell but not LA. Friggin Hollywood Sign right up on the hill and some woman that tells me if I'm all lost and confused to log on to the internet to this weird board people keep talking about. I know people say it has all the answers but come on.

So I guess what I'm asking, while very aware how crazy I sound, is, Are there answers?, or is this actually some fucked up kinda limbo. And where is my Mom? Because if I'm here then she...she needs to be here too.

I've thought about it, your full time offer. I accept.