PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Can I ask you something that might sound a little crazy?

You.

You've got all these stories about people's lives. So here's a question, where's my dad in the story you're telling about me?

You seemed suprised when I talked about my husband, and now Ben, he's saying stuff about me maybe not being myself. And you were nice to me over it, didn't push me or anything so I guess it sort of means I trust you on this.

....Do you what he's talking about?

Is crossgender coordinated PMS yet another sign of 'the L.A. behind L.A.'?

I really do not need someone saying what I don't know/was working on believing is actually not real

Don't you just hate it when shampoo gets in your eyes while taking a shower? I mean, you're washing your hair. And it somehow gets in your eye and makes it hard to see until you wipe it. I'm told that it really stings. Does it? I mean, I guess it should.

But it happened to me. And it didn't hurt at all. No sting. No burning in the pupils. I just wiped it with a towel, no problem. And it's really hard to resist temptation when showering alone, I must really, really fight to resit that, it's wrong

If he's not a watcher.. Is this who I'm supposed to be? Am..are we..Kennedy and me. Are
we married? What is this? I don't understand..don't know if I want to if we aren't actually Hes always been a watcher.

So...apparently I'm not who I think I am and there's some sort of weird amnesia thing going on.

Hi, I'm Clary, and apparently they focused on the wrong generations when the Star Wars movies were made.

Am I really a Watcher?

Now that is just annoying.

So going schizo in the office...really. Its been done.

Still thats not exactly the way we do things around here Eve. You should know better

Business dinner deals are the most boring thing in the world. People seem absolutely positive I'm still ten.

On the plus side, Titanic is on tonight on pay per view. I could use some cheesy "Never let go" lines while I finish a never ending essay.

Something trippy is going on. I didn't forget anything, I know who I am. Damien Ignacius Salvatore. But it seems that some people know me.. even though I never met them in my life. And apparently, I have "humble servants." Really. What, like a maid or butler, like in a mansion? Ohh, I wish. But working on a hospital paycheck only gets me so far. Couldn't even afford a maid if I wanted to.. or a big TV. The one I got doesn't even work all the time. But I guess that's life. Any one of us can end up homeless if we aren't careful. Just guess I need to watch my little spending I do already. And maybe have faith that I'll make it each month. I have so far. But you never know.

Also.. err, I should confess. I can do it here or go to a confessional booth that I've been to a couple times. I swore today. This van almost ran me over, then flipped his finger at me. I said a cuss word and with "God". I think the muffler started smoking, though it wasn't before. So, what is the penalty for profanity? Certain number of hail mary's? Restitution, fasting? I know it was wrong. Maybe I haven't gone enough, maybe I need to go on Wednesdays as well as Sunday. Lord, please forgive me I also had this weird feeling. I don't mean the pet shop.. tho that's weird, the cats hissed at me. But.. a couple guys at my work. One is Jake, the night shift janitor. And Mark, my boss. It's not so much THEM. It's their names. They sound familiar for some reason, but I just can't remember why. Like deja vu or whatever.

[Added several minutes later]
Oh! Right, in case I forget, but it's around that time. Sorry. Happy Thanksgiving! Hope all is well with your families. Eat up, drink, be merry, give thanks, and tell each other what you're thankful for. For me.. it's being alive. Having a job. Seeing patients make it. Having my parents here to share time with when they visit.

Lawyers. Out of all the damn things in the world they could have made me think I was, they made me work for an evil lawfirm.

Either they're sick, or they have no idea how tacky that is coming from my world.

I've been told that all of you use this to discuss all the weird things that happen in the city.

Hi? My name's Sarah and I'm apparently suffering from magic amnesia.

I've found Clark. But he's wearing all black, with a trenchcoat too. His clothes seemed very expensive. But.. I know that the all-black thing is what he wears when on Red K. But he wasn't clubbing, flirting, or stealing anything. He actually looked very calm. Just one problem. He was handing a wad of money to what looked like a demon. I tracked him down to another part of town where he gave a set of keys to another guy. Had to be a vampire. I could see fangs.

I don't think he saw me. I was in the background. Even if he did see, it doesn't look like he recognized me. But what about what I saw him doing? He could be an enforcer for the mob. Or a bodyguard. Or maybe even an agent of the firm?? Since they did this, I can't exactly say it's not a surprise. But I can't stress enough that normal people, it is NOT a good idea to go against him. Not alone. Also.. I read another post here a while back. That kid Lyle.. Claire's brother. He did mention something about a near accident with himself, and something about a dark blur that only lasted a second or two. That might have been Clark.

I've found Faith. I'm bringing her back to the hotel.

She doesn't know who she is.

[ooc: Updated through his phone, backdated to the 20th.]

[ooc: but the partial amnesiacs can still see]

Happy anniversary, Ruby. I don't know if anniversaries is something we would do or should do, I don't even know if this is something you would remember, but it's a year since the warehouse. I don't know where you are, or if you remember me in any way, but I'll find you. I promise you, I'll find you.

So. Where are we in terms of fixing these people and getting them back the way they should be?

I just fell through a wall. A thick ass solid wall. That can't be in any way, shape, or form considered normal. I was hallucinating right? That's what it had to be. Just my imagination after Claire and the headache. I'm.. I'm not..

[private to Kennedy]
I think somethings wrong with me.

[Filtered away from bad types- filter includes Claires]
So...Sarah. Anyone else notice how she's on TV? Or is this just old news and I'm that far behind?
[/Filter]

Got Dean, believe it or not, cause I don't and its kinda funny if... He is called Father Dean Wesson and he's at a church at [address]. Didn't confront, no point, just saw him, he seemed alright.

Yup he thinks he's a Priest. So tracking done on that score, do you need back up, protection I could do with sitting down after all th...

I feel all weird. Like...I don't know, like its not right.

[Filtered to Ben]

...Am I...normally good? I mean...in that video...if thats me, I looked sad, Like...really, but I had people all around and some of it was nice. I remember... I think...

[Filtered to Sandy, Lilah and Mitchell]

I'm perfectly fine. I'm just bored and need a hobby for the next few hours. The kid actually thinks Sandy and I are his family along with some looser off TV. Lets see how gullible he really is

[ooc: No she does not remember :( She is bored and a bitch and Ben has angered her lol. Am fully aware am going to hell for meanness to Ben]

Didn't  place...didn't actually get to go the circut.

He threw me, he actually threw me. I'm fine and everything, just bruised. But what the hell is going on. Storm has never freaked at me like that and the vet couldn't find anything wrong. He's not doing it to anyone else either.

I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to feel about it now but confused scared

( TWO VIDEOS AND A BUNCH OF PICTURES (that is technically all just text. :P )

[ooc: Posted in the early a.m. of IC!Tuesday the 21st. Videos and images would ICly be behind a "cut"/content collapse in case an IC reason to easily avoid these is desired.]

My husband is being a pain in the ass.

In other news, it takes a special designer to make black stop being a slim all,classic, and chic color. But not in the same way that Eliot is currently being

You know, I thought a vampire getting her own reality TV show and people getting all fannish over vampires was insane. Now, I'm pretty sure that almost seems normal.

LA, you are a special, special place.

So this is nice...friendly and all. How comes I never used it before??

Doc C...Johnny sweetie baby honey, dinner kinda burned again, cause I got a little distracted again and all but so....can we go for food or whatever You're all adoreable when you think you're married to me

I've been told I should check this thing more often. I listen..every now and then. I hate that it came from him...but Winchester MIGHT have had a point What's the word on the missing and brainwashed? Any new leads? I did some digging today and it's happened all over Los Angeles. But other than that theirs no real pattern to follow. I have a few theories but nothing solid.

Why does that kid know so much about
Me, get with a Nast? No way.
How do you get stabbed and not be affected?

I just caught one of my witch-minions trying to steal from me. There might have been a fight. Now, the real question is, what do I do with her? Creative suggestions, anyone?

[filtered against baddies + full amnesia people + Ben]

Ben has a really good point you guys. Whether we like it or not we can't just sit back anymore. I'm not a leader type, not by a long shot but right now looking through magic books is not going to help. Whether I get support or not, I know I will be trying something. But what it is I don't know.

I think we should round up as many dangerously affected people as we can. Lock them up or something, I have my werewolf cage - that should hold them. And it's not them it's people who look like them, try to focus on that.

They'd want to be stopped. Speaking as werewolf, trust me on this one.

[Ben]

I'm really sorry for what I said about Claire. I'm not good in these situations.

But I'll do what I can to try and stop her, I promise.

Just hang in there the best you can, okay?

[ filtered against baddies + full-amnesiacs; ]

Innocent people are getting hurt 'cause you guys didn't want to break people's brains.

I hope you're all fucking happy with yourselves.

[ WOLFRAM & HART BITCH ]

So much for not knowing where my family was, you LYING BITCH.

ETA: [ CASTIEL ]

You gotta stop them. Both of them.

Or I will.

Broke another...

Took hooours and hours, but they were well spent. This one actually used the phrase 'I'll do anything" so we tested it. She wouldn't.

Then I had to punish her for lying. I missed her tongue later.

Mitchell, fun, as ever

Okay.. what the Hell?? No, seriously. They still have losers that are allowed to drive in this city? What, do they just give out free licenses now? Goddammit. That stupid, SUV whore, that extremely overpaid, gas guzzling motherfu I guess they don't have turn signals on cars anymore. Or even look to see if someone is right there. Damn! Fucking idiots.

..... okay, I'm okay. I'm fine. I didn't get hit. But I could have been! Just a split second, just one tiny, tiny inch and I'd have been.. roadkill. Could have. But wasn't. Alright, so here's what happened. It was a red light. I was about to cross, then that piss-ant moron came around the corner at like 50 mph, nearly got me if I hadn't jumped back in time. I swear, if I ever saw them in public, if I ever do, I'm gonna But no worries. It's all good! Really. Because I got the license plate. And I have a computer.. and know a few friends with computers. Who can access the DMV. Ohh.. dude.. you are SO busted. You just wait. You deserve to die very painfully. Three times. Run and hide, you sonofab

You know I'm really starting to think people join the LAPD these days just because they want the badge. To bad I can't make these young guys do laps or 200 push ups right now for giving a superior officer (aka me) attitude.

Does anyone know where a good shelter is? I'm not particularly familiar of this area and the sun burns!

I don't care about the others so much. I want you to talk to me. You can remember when things were different here. You have to. You're the only bloody thing keeping me sane and clean right now

Sam asked who Claire was, like he'd never even known someone called Claire Bennet, it was really disconcerting.

Are we any closer to working this out and what can I do to help?. You can use the Lux as a meeting place if the Hyperion's too hectic with the memory loss crazy?

ETA: Just thought of something. I think, and disagree if you want, but I think if the adate um...the group of people that don't remember their lives here are safe, I say we leave them till we figure this out. Telling them, freaking them out like that might make things worse. We track them all. I don't mind helping. I'll even...you don't have to...I'll do it for a discount...half price...kriff it free.

We make sure they're not in danger and we work on fixing them?

Fred brought up a really good point guys, I think we need to meet. Actually, no, I KNOW we need to meet.

My shop can be used as a meeting place, that way we also have access to all the supplies.

Just got back from my assignment. The penthouse here [location] seems a suitable spot for your next new client. I'd move in there if I didn't have one already. It was momentarily inhabited, but after a few mishaps and distractions, they had this crazy idea of giving it up for sale and moving out. Flat tires, gusts of wind knocking the wife into the pool twice a day, wind blowing the man's coffee on himself, waking up to seeing their car upside down in the driveway

Don't worry, they never knew it was because of me. But perhaps now would be a good time for Wolfram and Hart to buy up the property so they can give it to whoever signs the contract soon. So now that I'm done, it's time go go on to the next thing that'll require my attention. Anyone else need anything? Lilah, any clients need security assistance soon? Claire and Sandy, do you need anything as well? Maybe I can look after Lyle Or maybe I could see if Mr. Malfoy requires any assistance.

 Storm was acting funny when I went by the stables earlier...kinda,...skittish with me. Me? I don't get it and seriously this better not last till the weekend or there goes mty chances of placing.

Also I'm worried, he's never like that with me.

Hello Los Angelos! How are we?