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An all expense paid trip to Vegas? Not to mention this room, amazing. This is way better than the last time I was kidnapped.

Although old snake tattoo way more kick ass than the new barcode one.

So, this place seems to have everything I want. I just need to know one thing from you people out there in message board land. Has anyone seen a guy about oh five foot tall, bald, answers to the name of Bobby Hobbes? He talks about himself in third person, little high strung, might have tried to do bad kung fu on you. You can’t miss him.

I'm seriously dying of boredom here, anyone want to jam? I play guitar and sing, I'm okay on bass but better on guitar.

Does anyone know how to play the electrical guitar??!! I wana learn how to play. I can pay in cookies or back rubs or something like that!

If anyone's interested I'm offering up guitar lessons, need something to do with myself being stuck here. I'm in 18-13, I'm usually around or just give me a heads up on here if you wanted to come over for one. Also don't worry about bringing a guitar, I bought ten with the credit card.

I never thought being rich would be this boring.

What is THIS!?!?! I am so not okay with this.

Anyone who's interested, a few of us are heading down to the Strand to see the late night show of Nightmare on Elm Street. Feel free to come along and get ready to either laugh or scream, depending on how awful the remake is.

Showcase 8 on South Boulevard in like a half hour, be there or be square, kids.

List of (updated) awesome attendees: Logan Echolls, John Connor, Cameron, Lilly Kane, Alex Rousseau, Dawn Summers, Jaeger Henson, Mac, Sarah Krieg, Noa Pasternak, Evie Saunders, Lyle Bennet, Maxxie Oliver, Catherine Weaver, and Josie McCoy.

"If they don't wake up screaming, they won't wake up at all!" - Preach it, Freddy!

Okay so to recap. I have a tattoo that is going to fade that will hurt if I try to leave. But apparently you can leave after a while as some weird and twisted reward for good behaviour. There are dead people here. But we're not dead. Zenner Corp is the devil and turns men into women and women into men and thank God I haven't been hit by that one yet. There was an Apocalypse. Which is it an Apocalypse if the world didn't end? Isn't it just like... I don't know... a minicalypse? Everyone likes to air their dirty laundry on this thing. Some girl stole some other girl's husband I think I read. And there's Batman.

The credit card is real though and more than works. Hello Ipod.

Well, this can't be good. Don't tell me. Human traffiking, right? You need a manny to school your foreign speaking kids in the way of music awesomeness? I'm flattered, really, but I've got this girl waiting for me at home...you'd understand if you knew her.

THIS IS NOT RIVERDALE!!!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?!?! AND WHY DO I HAVE A REALLY UGLY TATTOO!!!!

Val???? Mel??? Alan M???? You guys this is so not cool, impressive, but so not cool. You can't just strand me in VEGAS ALONE!!!!

I got a job at a radio station!!!! Except technically I'm more of a volunteer since I'm not really getting paid in anything other that free music (which is all I need really) and sure it's a crappy public station that probably no one listens to and yes it's sunday night from midnight to one but still!!!! I'm excited.

Ugh. I don't care how swank the place is, a bathroom is never a pleasant place to sleep. So what exactly is the policy on vigilante activity here? Figure I should cover my bases.

I never thought I'd say this, but having a lot of money is kind of boring. I think I need a job. If only to entertain me.

Y'know, I shouldn't be laughing about this, but I really can't help myself.

ETA: Okay, y'know what, I can't deal with this right now. I wake up back from the dead, I'm in Vegas, it's time to hit up a strip joint. I'll deal with this death crap later.

Not exactly what I had in mind for an end of the year bash - kinda got out of hand, wouldn't you say James, Sirius?

James?

Sirius?

Remus?

Seriously, guys, this isn't funny anymore.

Someone?

I wonder who had the bright idea to give a teenage boy a hot chick girl for a roommate, and a credit card. Whoever it was I salute you. Hello XBox, hello PS3, hello Wii sports, and hello iPod.

Would someone please explain why my rooms are suddenly a mess? There are paper boats in every wash basin and the bathing tub.

The craziness just got a whole hell of a lot more crazy. I didn't even think that was possible.

Hello to all I am addressing. I am King Caspian X of Narnia, Emperor of the Lone Islands, Lord of Cair Paravel, Lord of Telmar, Baron of Ettinsmor, Duke of the Lantern Waste, Duke of the Seven Isles, Duke of Galma, Count of the Western March, Emperor of Dragon Island, King of Terebinthia.

I wish to leave this place.

Well, this is ... interesting.

Can anyone tell me: who is there to eat around here?