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Damnit. I just got my driving license revoked for hitting that blind kid with the rich parents for the third time. He's fine, he's always fine, but that kid needs to wear a bell or get one of those seeing-eye dogs or something. His parents are moronic for not keeping a closer eye on him.

No license, never getting back to the island, and stuck in Vegas with a bunch of ingrates. Guess I'll have another drink.

Last night was brilliant, right? Everyone tip top today?

I saw the bachelor and his bride off with their double-wedding blokes, so congratulations to all of them.

I'm editing together all the footage and will have it up by the end of the day on YouTube. Highlights include Jack and Sawyer's drunken rendition of "I've Got You Babe," complete with wigs, lap dances for everyone, Jaeger's excellent version of "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, Kirk and Seamus attempting to convince all the ladies they were identical twins and getting slapped at least a dozen times, the lovely Miss Chiana offering lap dances of her own, and a good deal of bloody fun had by all. Feel free to reminisce here if you want ... if you can remember anything.

I might need to sleep for a month.

Survivors of 815,

You're off the hook.

Dr Ethan Rom

( Ethan Rom )

( filtred to the LOST people )

Bloody hell, not again.

I.... how did I get here?

Filtered to Ethan Rom

Ethan, leave Shephard and Austen alone. They didn't do anything and it won't solve anything.

I still haven't found my master. I don't think he's here!!! What am I suppose to do without my master???

May the fourth be with you, always.

And for all you Star Wars fans out there that are men.

Enjoy.

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Today is a good day.

I seem to have misplaced my master!! Has anyone seen him? He flies through space for a living!

I like this way of communication! It is very much like the type writters from my master's work!

What do you mean I 'lost the will to live'?

Who is this George Lucas and where does he reside? I'm going to give him a reason to lose the will to live!

Let me introduce myself. I'm Ethan Rom, I died in 2004, and now I'm here. And that isn't the strangest thing I've ever said.

A lot of stuff has happened since I died. Just about everything has changed. Black president, Michael Jackson is dead, there's an economic decline...the only thing that hasn't changed is me. A little side effect of death. I kind of wish I knew what happened to the guy who killed me...

I'm a doctor, and since I'm stuck here I'll be setting up a practice to especially treat anyone in the same situation as I am. If anyone else has any medical experience, I could use the help, thanks.

Huh. This is...this is new.