bright light city

I already hate Vuvuzelas.

filtered; Anya

We'll be needing to order an Orb of Thesulah at the shop. Do you think you could find one for us?

Actually, better make it a few. Just in case.



filtered; Wesley

Have you spoken with Cordelia lately?

( Filtered to Rupert )
I believe I've officially failed utterly as a Watcher.

My Slayer has been kidnapped by Harmony, who as I remember can barely remember how to make coffee and do filing, and Evie, Noa and Jaeger are recreating it as a musical.

I clearly need to give up on this and open a bookshop. Something that doesn't involve actual skill in fighting evil.

( To the Scooby Manor )

filtered; Xander

I think we should talk.

Sirs or Madams,

I received your letter upon my arrival here and have read it several times over. While I acknowledge the fact that you are in need of my services, I keep a very busy schedule. I assume that in summoning me you realise that you are not only taking me away from my duties but also putting yourself at great risk. As the Slayer, it is my duty and birthright to rid the world of all impure evils. Please return me at once to my home in London or I am afraid I must take action upon you. I am sure that you are just as intent to solve this in a peaceable manner as I am. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch with some popcorn but then I wonder if Zenner is somehow going to pull the joke on me next...

( Wesley )

Oh my god...

What the bloody fuck happened?

Ah dinnae ken what the hell is going on, but this is so wrong!

For those of you I haven't met, my name is Rupert Giles. My um business associate, Anya Jenkins, and I will be opening our magical supply shop, The Magic Box, come Monday morning.

I know that several of you here are magically inclined, and I thought it best to let you know we're here, should you need anything. We're moderately priced and have an extensive inventory. We will also special order items should we not have what you're looking for.

[Address]

Man, I just can't catch a break.

Buffy? Willow? What's going on?

ETA [filtered to Tara Maclay]
Tara? Giles said you were here and Anya is here so

Dawn's gone. All her stuff is gone. They sent her back.

I honestly don't know whether to be happy she's home or be upset that she's gone.

I want to say I just had the WEIRDEST dream ever but I don't think that's what's going on.

And I don't care what I said, Buffy. I'm not dying my hair. My judgment was impaired.

( Filtered to Giles and Wesley )

Tara

Winifred has arrived.

...I'm afraid I'm at a bit of a loss.

I can't believe Angel's back. I've been wanting Zenner to bring him back ever since they sent him back and now he's back and I don't know what to say to him. I'm going to have to talk to him again about my feelings. He's still the same Angel as the other one, just from a few months earlier so he's bound to have the same feelings the other one had, right? Oh this whole Zenner thing is so annoying!

I hate each and every one of you.

[Wesley]

Buffy was pouting in the living room and shouted something to me about Watchers not being able to date then ran off and slammed the door.

I do not understand how it is I have come to be in this place. While I will admit that time travel is possible, I am certain I would remember travelling through an anomaly that would cause such a reaction. However as the Prime Directive prohibits me from openly discussing such scientific situations in this environment, I am left with little recourse.

I require information beyond the minimal details provided in the correspondence with this Zenner organization. Specific information, preferably, in regards to the precise reason for my arrival here as well as any attempts made to leave and the consequences of such actions.

( Scooby Manor )