bright light city

Some half drunk frat boy at the grocery store just asked me if I knew where the cool non tourist places to hang out were. Guess I'm local now.

( jess, little rock, ben, lucy and susan pensive )

( ben )

Babies cry a lot. And when there's two they both seem to start crying at the same time. Little Rock and me have it perfectly timed. It's a gift.

My Aunt Jess keeps putting Little Rock and me to work at her new house, we dug around in the dirt last night planting stuff and she grilled us hot dogs! I ate four. But their dogs Sharon and Ozzy ate a whole package of them when we weren't looking.

And then my Dad and Jo left my brother and sister with Anna and Cas and they came over and my Uncle Sam made ice cream sundaes and we watched The Great Escape and then my Dad and Jo left and we all had a sleep over on the living room floor.

I think my Aunt Jess is trying to fill up rooms cuz I have one over there too and she says we can paint it how I want like when we painted the one at my house. It's so cool. Little Rock is probably going to hang Hannah Montana posters all over her wall. I want Aunt Jess to paint my Dad's car on my wall. That would be awesome.

Filtered to Little Rock

Wanna see if Sam and my Dad want to go drive the go karts later?

Dammit Jess you had to be three days too late in showing me this didn't you. To think my I could have named my only daughter Kassacampa.

My new school is actually pretty okay. The skirt sucks but the rest is okay. There's only like ten kids in my class and they seem cool.

( I said I was bored, Jess said I should do this... )

Well, Toto, looks like we aren't in...uh...Cleveland any more.

Yeah...that died before it even started.

So...Vegas, huh? And I didn't even drink last night. Someone want to tell me what's going on?

Is it demons? Nefarious demons who kidnap people and buy their complacency with black credit cards? Because that's downright devious, it it.

I BAKED A PIE. WELL JESS HELPED BUT I DID MOST OF IT. ITS SO AWESOME.

You stay classy Maury Povich, please don't ever change.

( Ben )

Dean? Jo? What happened?

( Filtered to Ben )

ETA: ( Filtered to Jess )

( Filtered to Dean )

She's baaaaaack.

Filtered to Casa de Awesome

I woke up in a tent in the backyard. You guys are awesome to 14 year old me. :-)

Filtered to Castiel

Cas,

Look, what we had was awesome. Beautiful even. You're a wonderful guy with beautiful eyes and a lovely smile. But the fact is, I'm a married woman now. We just can't carry on like this anymore.

I'm sorry, Castiel. It's over. Hopefully we can still have sandwiches and ride horses together. I will think of you fondly every time I look at my pet rabbit.

Love your friend,

Jess

Filtered to Sam

I woke up alone in a tent that you were in when I went to sleep. Are you still 14? Did my boobs scare you? I probably shouldn't ask that just in case you still are 14.

Either way, sorry I pushed you in the pool. :-)

Filtered to Little Rock

First: How old are you?

Second: Is Wichita gone? Do you want to watch movies and stuff marshmallows in our mouths until Sam starts to look sick? Even if you're a grown up you better still like to do that.

Third: You've damned yourself to a lifetime of even more hugs. Well done.

( Ben )

Filtered to Little Rock

Come to the gym with me and punch shit.

Okay, really?

Next person who plays Chopsticks on the piano at three in the morning for an hour is getting shot.

I MEAN IT.

Filtered to Mary Campbell and Ellen Carver

Hey, my name is Ben, I'm awesome, I think you two are a select few who are around my age. Everyone else is a pipsqueak, you two want to go out on the town with me and my pal, Little Rock tonight? It's Friday, we're in Vegas, Aunt Jess the 14 year old girl and boy in my house are having a slumber party. I want out!!!

Filtered to the parents

I'M TAKING MY GRANDMOTHERS OUT ON THE TOWN TONIGHT. I WILL TAKE PICTURES. I PROMISE.

Filtered to Little Rock

I'm taking Grams and Gran out tonight...I know you're not missing this shit.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen... I'm bored. Let's go do something.

Can't sleep, friggin' nightmares, I'm too old for this shit.

Someone entertain me!

This is hilarious. I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Dad? I offer up the race car bed of old for Uncle Sam Aunt Jess is too tall for it LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, I will so take the couch because I am not missing a minute of this, and that is prime viewing for most angles of the house. Back off Little Rock, I called dibs, back to your princess room.

I would have thought this place would be quieter without my brother and sister running around, but Aunt Jess and Uncle Sam are just about as bad. Awesome. This is gonna be good shit.

Bill, I swear to God if you ditched me in Las Vegas we are so going to have a problem.

Oh you have got to be kidding me. This is totally karma for conning that rare AC/DC poster from that lame ass drummer the other week isn't it? I had THINGS TO DO Zenner. Very important things. Very important things that did not involve waking up in 2010. Alright, someone point me in the direction of the nearest DeLorean and get me the hell back to the future.