bright light city

Vampire as left the apartment.

Sweet.

Thanksgiving is usually a race to see who can eat the most turkey in five minutes, and then a fight for the last drum stick. My stomach as a human is tiny. I swear my moods haven't left cranky and sour since this stupid experiment started.

On the plus side. New guitar.

Thanksgiving's for suckers.

I'm growing more accustomed to the requirements of being human.

But I still don't like it.

I feel odd. It's not pleasant.

Sam dragged me to the doctor at an ungodly hour. They gave me cough medicine and some crazy anti-viral...And took some blood. Fuckers I need that blood. But they said they wanted to "run some tests." WHO NEEDS TO RUN TESTS FOR THE FLU? I called shenanigans but they took it anyway.

Well that was a million hours ago, and my phone just rang...WTF IS A SWINE FLU? We didn't have swine flu in 2005. We had bird flu though...Anyone taking bets on when the two combine and become the "flying pig flu..." I know, all you 2009-ers are probably like "OLD JOKE JESSICA..." Don't care I wanted to make it anyway. Ugh. I've never been this sick in my life, EVER. What did I ever do to you piggies?!? I love you and respect you and think bacon is one of your greatest offers to humanity. Also? ALSO....I think that email that always goes around with the Dachsund nursing the piglet is ADORABLE.

Ugh. SWINE FLU...WTF.

( so this is why dean was helping to run glee club, right? )

I don't...understand what is happening to me right now.

Sunbathing vampires, pouty werewolves, what the fuck is this place? I'm not leaving my apartment any time soon.

What the hell is this?!

I didn't sign up for the human bandwagon. Jesus Christ, give her back!

I hate cities. I need to go running before I break something.

Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest. You look pretty. Lets see if I can get that far. I think a need a camping trip.

For once I got to fight monsters and didn't have to turn into a wolf and walk home naked. Thank you, zombies.

There are bits of zombie under my nails.

This is disgusting.

What the hell is this place?

Halloween. A time when little kids dress up as werewolves, vampires, fairy princesses, and Lady GaGa and I try not to roll my eyes.

I wish dad were here for our annual Halloween mock-a-thon.

This was unexpected.

It's 2009 and I'm in Las Vegas. Before Judgement Day, and I didn't time travel, how does that even work

Derek? Allison? Are you here? ... mom?

WOOHOO VEGAS! Am I right? And I have a tattoo. How drunk was I last night?

Stinks like leech, too. Figures they'd be here to ruin my unrequested vacation to Las Vegas.

We can add another 3.75 million to the combined expenses that we've managed to rack up.

I believe Zenner may have vastly underestimated our combined spending power.

( Photos )

( my blood hurts )

Life lessons from the teen girls squad. It's hella tight.

So what the hells up with this school we have to go to? Do we just have fake transfer papers and pretend that our parents are busy when it comes to Parent Teacher nights? Fail.

Infinitely better than hell, but I think I should move to a hotel where there's room service. Going out seems a little tedious at this point.

Ugh. Eric told me to take a shower, that helped a little. Back to bed.