bright light city

I want to go home. I don't even like Las Vegas, bad things always happen here. I tried calling Mohinder's cell phone and he didn't answer... he always answers. And I can't find him which makes it even worse.

So. Right, then. A ton of cool clothes in my closet. Free internet. Unlimited credit cards. No limit spending. This is for real, right? Just seems unbelievable. But if this is legit like they say it is.. well! I think I've just now seen a PS3 and some X-Boxes with my name on them...

What do you mean I 'lost the will to live'?

Who is this George Lucas and where does he reside? I'm going to give him a reason to lose the will to live!

What the hell is going on?

I mean, I'm suddenly in Vegas. That's weird but not completely out of the realm of possbility.

I have a weird tattoo. Also weird, but not the worst thing in the world.

I'm inexplicably female. WHAT THE HELL?!

I have an urgent request. It seems that certain new items of clothing I have ordered will not be here for a few hours, but I have an appointment to counsel one or two new arrivals before then.

Therefore... is there anyone out there who is a well-built, 6'+ male who has some spare items of clothing - semi-formal - that I could possibly borrow. They are for me, since I do still have a husband and, consequently, no interest in entertaining men in my quarters. I simply appear to have been... selected, it seems. While somewhat disconcerting, I shall use the experience as an opportunity to explore situations from a different perspective.

I shall, of course, ensure that all items of clothing are laundered before being returned to you, and I should be extremely grateful.

Thank you.

Amanda Grayson

[Spock]

I trust you and your colleagues are all well and, hopefully, unaffected. It would appear that I have attracted Zenner's attention.

What the Hell? And don't feed me that same BS the laptop note says. Never heard of Zenner Corp. I wonder if they're part of another secret group I know of. But seriously, kidnapping me was a bad idea. Very bad, they got no clue how much of a mistake that was. Better hope Dad doesn't find out. But he will. Just so you know. You got, maybe, an hour at most. He will kick your ass, probably much sooner if Claire were taken instead of me.

We I don't get it. What is this supposed to be?

Well it's certainly not the least comfortable place to awaken in.

[Filtered to Claire Bennet]
Why is my head killing me?

Ok, this has got to be crossing some sort of line! Being an elf I could handle and I could even handle being seventeen again, but this time they've gone too far! I'm a fucking girl!!! This is not fucking cool!!

So, when exactly did the Simpsons start sucking?

Humans may be primitive internally, but on the outside...well...

Why haven't we turned Charlize Theron yet? Why is that not an option?

'Kay, maybe I should check the phone book or something, but I've got a feeling that most people here aren't in the phone book. So if I'm looking for someone, this is how I have to go about it.

I'm looking for a doctor who's qualified to deal with brittle bone disease. I'm off my regular meds (from the future!), and I figure I need to find someone and find a new regimen before my bones get weaker than they already are and snap like toothpicks. So just some maintenance. I've had some surgery, had some metal rods implanted to brace my shins, which tend to be the worst, and I can walk without crutches. So, look, not a hopeless case, but everyone's been telling me to go find a doctor, so -- is there a doctor in the house?

This. Is. Not. ACCEPTABLE.

Okay, this is not McGill.

Is this a prank? Because it's not funny, finals are coming up.

Does anyone have any idea how long this experiment is going to last? Not that I don't enjoy being older but it's very surreal.

I do not believe I've been affected by Zenners latest experiment. I fear it is only a matter of time before one of their experiments does affect me though.

I have never wished I could get drunk more than I'm wishing I could, right now. Zenner has done some terrible things before but this is absolutely ridiculous.

( Filtered to Noah Bennet )

[takes place during this]

***POLL!!!! VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ & RESPOND!!!***

Hypothetically, you are getting frozen yougurt. Unfortunately the frozen yougurt store you are at is poorly stocked, probably because it is owned by people who didn't have any prior experience owning a frozen yougurt store and bought it on a whim. There are only two toppings: gummy worms and Fruity Pebbles. Which do you choose?