bright light city

Jo and Jess tried to make pancakes for Ben and me this morning and almost burnt the kitchen down, seriously there were flames and everything it was kind of awesome. It smells really gross now though and I'm hungry.

( It was really hot today... )

I love what I find when I google Sam and Dean. ( check this out )

Well whoever these Zenner people are they caught a little break. Normally I wouldn't be too keen on being kidnapped. I'm not sure this really applies. Las Vegas? A nice hotel and not haing to worry about money? It's more like a forced vacation. Way better than most I've been on. I'm not going to knock Vegas, it should be lots of fun. But still it is a little weird.

Goodbye, Dennis Hopper. An acting great has fallen.

There's a whole lot of Grr Arrg going on lately.

Hey Lucy, wanna come over and watch movies or something tonight?

Since there is no looming Twinkie shortage in the future, I can share this without feeling guilty about it.

I give you 50 Ways to Kill a Twinkie.

They left out a few, like filling it full of buckshot. I'm just going to call that #51.

I should start a new list.

Jessica, did you buy a boat?

Jo

Bring me babies to cuddle!!! And also, you're invited.

Little Rock

Your room is done. I know I didn't wait for your okay, but inspiration struck. I hope you like it.

Sam

Will you do push-ups for me later?

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My house is coming together!!

Babies cry a lot. And when there's two they both seem to start crying at the same time. Little Rock and me have it perfectly timed. It's a gift.

My Aunt Jess keeps putting Little Rock and me to work at her new house, we dug around in the dirt last night planting stuff and she grilled us hot dogs! I ate four. But their dogs Sharon and Ozzy ate a whole package of them when we weren't looking.

And then my Dad and Jo left my brother and sister with Anna and Cas and they came over and my Uncle Sam made ice cream sundaes and we watched The Great Escape and then my Dad and Jo left and we all had a sleep over on the living room floor.

I think my Aunt Jess is trying to fill up rooms cuz I have one over there too and she says we can paint it how I want like when we painted the one at my house. It's so cool. Little Rock is probably going to hang Hannah Montana posters all over her wall. I want Aunt Jess to paint my Dad's car on my wall. That would be awesome.

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Wanna see if Sam and my Dad want to go drive the go karts later?

Summer vacation you are so close but not close enough.

Hey, Tallahassee, you back to your normal self?

( Little Rock and Jessica )

Apparently being a chick makes Dean even worse at Left 4 Dead.

Luce, you still all boy like?

Wichita, I need a dress for Jess' graduation thing, can we go looking tomorrow after I'm done school?

Hello?

Um...what happened?

OH MY FREAKING GOD SOMEONE KIDNAPPED ME AND GAVE ME A TATTOO!

Someone tell me what's going on right now, or I'll cobbler you!

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So. If you all are free on May 8th at like 2:30 in the afternoon and feel like sitting outside and baking in the sun for a few of the most boring hours of your life, then I would like to direct your attention to this little thing going on...I'm graduating that day. So I figure your needs to bake in the sun might coincide with my needs to have the biggest and loudest group there.

And they've decided that because I'm awesome, super smart, and have awesome grades that I should probably wear a special outfit and talk...You know, give a speech. You know because I have a special title for being so smart and awesome and working my ass off....Something that starts with a V....So, come marvel at me showing off.

Please? I'd love you all to come.

I'm also planning a party for that night but I haven't decided on anything yet (I know, Jessica is late as usual), so stay tuned for that.

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Sometime in between graduation and my party we should go have dinner. Somewhere fancy that we'll probably get kicked out of for being too noisy. I want ties and little black dresses all around. :-)

This definitely isn't heaven. I'm underage in Vegas and I'm still fat. And it can't be hell, because this is decidedly less fire-and-brimstoney than, you know, THE WAY I DIED. So, the only conclusion I can come to is that I was right, there is no god, and someone's playing a seriously hilarious joke on me. With all the superhero extra-dimensional hoo ha going on in the world, there is definitely a reasonable, if stupid and very unfunny explanation for this.

I want my fucking dinosaur.

Note to self: No afternoon naps during experiment time. But God damn I'm hot.

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Are you gay on me?

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L.O.FUCKING.L.

I'm a fucking girl! Why the fuck am I girl? I don't want tits. Not that there's anything wrong with tits. I like tits. But I don't want to have them. Or any of the other shit that comes with being female either, for that matter.

I want my manly parts back, now, dammit!