bright light city

( It was really hot today... )

Hey Jess, guess what I just got us tickets to for tomorrow?

Well whoever these Zenner people are they caught a little break. Normally I wouldn't be too keen on being kidnapped. I'm not sure this really applies. Las Vegas? A nice hotel and not haing to worry about money? It's more like a forced vacation. Way better than most I've been on. I'm not going to knock Vegas, it should be lots of fun. But still it is a little weird.

Some half drunk frat boy at the grocery store just asked me if I knew where the cool non tourist places to hang out were. Guess I'm local now.

( jess, little rock, ben, lucy and susan pensive )

( ben )

Vampires are real too? Learning new things every day.

Hey hon? Elle Woods got a better score on the LSAT than you, by one point. If she shows up here will you guys do some kind of law school cage match?

So, we've got a situation. It's nothing like the last one, unless they decide to create an army, but I'm sure you've noticed the arrival of four new vamps. They're from our world and atleast three of them are pretty badass. We've dealt with them before, but never on this level. I wanted to inform you guys in case we need back up taking them out so you'd be prepared.

If you want any backstory on them, Buffy and Spike are the best ones to talk to because Spike used to be part of their gang.

Well...this is certainly annoying.

Alright Jess I think we need a flow chart to make it through the Bachelorette, I've already forgotten half their names. Also I'm a little disappointed no one ever offered to always guard and protect my heart within minutes of meeting me. God, chivalry truly is dead.

Vegas, huh? Well, this is new.

Can't say this is exactly what I expected, but who am I to complain? It's a world better than the alternative.

Jessica, did you buy a boat?

I'm getting married next weekend!

( Gregory House, James Ford, and Juliet Burke )

( Greg only )

Jo

Bring me babies to cuddle!!! And also, you're invited.

Little Rock

Your room is done. I know I didn't wait for your okay, but inspiration struck. I hope you like it.

Sam

Will you do push-ups for me later?

Public

My house is coming together!!

( Jessica )

( Jo )

There's always one tiny sock missing. Always. It makes NO SENSE. Where does it go?

I keep staring out the window, weird shit is getting delivered to my brother and quasi-sister-in-law's house across the street. Okay not weird shit, but you two do know that the joy of having unlimited funds is that you can buy furniture that's already put together right? And Jess if you send me the link to IKEA-hacks one more time to explain yourself I will continue using the "unlimited money means no building furniture" defense over and over again.

Everyone make sure you admire my brother's engagement ring, I hope he has the wedding he's been dreaming of since he was a little girl.

Jo, Dean, I'm running out to the shops. Is there anything you guys need? I figure it's the least I can do with you letting me stay with you again.

And yes, I realise text messages work just as well for this purpose, but I always mess them up.

James, I'm very glad you have the correct parts again. That was bloody weird.

I'm a college graduate. And the proud owner of a new house. And am showered in little blue boxes full of jewelry. And a six pack of beer. And I had the loudest group at graduation and I didn't even screw up my speech not once. I got a fancy dinner and a good buzz.

And I proposed to my boyfriend and he said yes. I wonder if I should divorce him before I marry him again.

Best.Day.Ever.

Zenner? That another one of your names, Ben? What's up with the tattoos? Last I saw, you were into branding.

This isn't funny. I could get into I have a son to look after. Jack's going to be wondering where I am.

( filtered to casa de awesome and associates )

Gonna miss the boobs, not gonna lie.