bright light city

So, Columbus.

Still got all your parts? No new ones?

Because I've been waiting for you to pony up and ask me out, but I'm kind of getting bored with that.

Want to do something? Tomorrow night?

I have to say, I'm not sure who the hell these Zenner fucks are but so far I like their style. Ten minutes in and not a zombie in sight.

Now if whoever is out there could point me in the direction of a Twinkie, a peppy little spitfuck going by Columbus, and two girls by the names of Wichita and Little Rock, I do believe this might be the best fucked up start of a real enjoyable vacation that there is.

( Wichita )

( Little Rock )

( filtered to the winchester etc family and friends aka probably half the game lulz )

I got in trouble yesterday because stupid Mike Boland in my class pinched me for not wearing green so I hit him. He so started it but I got sent home. St. Patrick's Day sucks.

So, I'm in Vegas, I have a really ugly new tattoo, I have no idea where Little Rock is, and there are no zombies.

Only one of these things...okay, maybe two...doesn't suck. But I've never been a huge fan of Vegas.

Someone want to tell me what the hell's going on?

And while you're at it, someone want to tell me where my sister is? Because I've got a shotgun and plenty of bullets.

Okay, really?

Next person who plays Chopsticks on the piano at three in the morning for an hour is getting shot.

I MEAN IT.

( filtered; casa de awesome, lucy, ed and justin )

Attention men of this location.

( cut for length and picture, all can see )

Gross. Just...Gross.

I want my own room. And who ever kidnapped me? My Daddy is going to kick your ass.

Oh you have got to be kidding me. This is totally karma for conning that rare AC/DC poster from that lame ass drummer the other week isn't it? I had THINGS TO DO Zenner. Very important things. Very important things that did not involve waking up in 2010. Alright, someone point me in the direction of the nearest DeLorean and get me the hell back to the future.

Rule #34. Don't let yourself be drugged.


Tallahassee? Wichita? Little Rock? Tell me you're here somewhere.

This is so cool we can leave now. I wanna go to Disneyland.

jelp111 iam verytiny1111 i dontlike this1111 i havewings1111

What the hell?

( filtered casa de awesome minus little rock and jess )

( wichita )

( ellen )

I hate school, stupid school, stupid people
I don't feel good.

This again? Fuck yes. Happy new year to me.

So, who do you want?

WOOOO-EEEEEE!

This place does exist, an Oh-ace-ise amidst an unending sea of zombies!

And look here, we get nice lodgings in a high rise.




... but my room lacks Twinkies, a terrible, egregious mistake.