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So there's an open mic night on Sunday at The Cellar Lounge.

I was thinking of going and playing something, maybe. It's been awhile, and I'm out of practice, but I thought it could be fun.

Anyone interested in coming along and giving me more than liquid courage?

Vampires, aliens and assholes. What kind of weird-ass, bizarro-world did I wake up in?

This Vegas is not my Vegas, either. I grew up in Vegas, but I went to see my parents and my old house doesn't even exist. It's like it's been blanked out. I kind of want to know what the fuck is going on, but this is also kind of cool. Unlimited money, and hot skinny blondes who hate me. Not too bad.



So far, I've seen Ben Linus, James Ford (I think it was him), Kate Austen, Ben's daughter, Alex's blonde lover-boy, and some fat guy I vaguely recognise. So, who else from my time is here? Dead or alive? Omar? Naomi? Gault? Faraday, Lewis? Miles?

............Johnson?

Oh, bloody hell. I don't have time for this.

I just bought the most beautiful car in the world.

I love these Zenner guys! Forget the diamonds. An unlimited credit card where I can buy the sort of crap only the insanely rich can get their hands on? Sweet!

Last night was brilliant, right? Everyone tip top today?

I saw the bachelor and his bride off with their double-wedding blokes, so congratulations to all of them.

I'm editing together all the footage and will have it up by the end of the day on YouTube. Highlights include Jack and Sawyer's drunken rendition of "I've Got You Babe," complete with wigs, lap dances for everyone, Jaeger's excellent version of "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, Kirk and Seamus attempting to convince all the ladies they were identical twins and getting slapped at least a dozen times, the lovely Miss Chiana offering lap dances of her own, and a good deal of bloody fun had by all. Feel free to reminisce here if you want ... if you can remember anything.

I might need to sleep for a month.

( filtered to men and away from Sawyer )

Um...Sawyer, if this is one of your pranks, this time it isn't funny. The shiny new computer says 2010, but last time I checked we were stuck in 1975 and you were lovin' those bellbottoms...