bright light city

You know, I was thinking about the giant squid last night. I painted a squid above my bureau which is very similar but it doesn't look quite as sagely as the real one. He's a very prolific poet. He wrote me this haiku once.

Swim up to the sun,
Bring me my breakfast, pupils!
Toast toast toast crisps toast.

He wrote me a sonnet once, as well. I wish I could remember it.

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

[Filtered to Seamus:]
You should play for my Quidditch team.

Last night was brilliant, right? Everyone tip top today?

I saw the bachelor and his bride off with their double-wedding blokes, so congratulations to all of them.

I'm editing together all the footage and will have it up by the end of the day on YouTube. Highlights include Jack and Sawyer's drunken rendition of "I've Got You Babe," complete with wigs, lap dances for everyone, Jaeger's excellent version of "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, Kirk and Seamus attempting to convince all the ladies they were identical twins and getting slapped at least a dozen times, the lovely Miss Chiana offering lap dances of her own, and a good deal of bloody fun had by all. Feel free to reminisce here if you want ... if you can remember anything.

I might need to sleep for a month.

I just made about six dozen cookies. I don't know why I made so many cookies, I Just wanted to try a couple of recipes... and now the whole house smells like cookies. Sorry, guys. But at least they smell delicious. It's amazing how many cookbooks one can buy with limitless funds. I think I could eat a different meal for every meal of the rest of my life, and still have tons of meals left over. Julia Child is wonderful, and I love Jamie Oliver's books, too...

I'm not sure why I'm becoming such a homebody. Perhaps Ginny is rubbing off on me, and I'm nesting.

Luna;

I'm bored. Come out with me! We'll have drinks and I'll teach you to sing Danny Boy.

Something tells me this is going to make an excellent story at the next pub night.

I've gotten pissed and woken up in some strange places before, but I never thought I'd actually make it all the way to America. Think I get bonus points for that. This definitely beats the time McLaggen woke up the boss's broom shed.