bright light city

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

The World Cup begins tomorrow with South Africa versus Mexico at 7 o'clock in the morning.

Does anyone else plan to watch or will I be the only one waking up early enough to see the match live?

So this isn't where I thought I'd be. And worst of all Penny and my boy Charlie don't seem to be here. Time for more blissful copious amounts of alcohol.

( filtered to Jack, Hurley, Charlie )

I can't remember the last time I was this bored.

I think I need to get a job.

George, where the fuck are you?

Annie, can I have my mugs back?

And aren't there a fuckload of vampires here now? Jesus.

Vegas, huh? And an unlimited credit card too?

Mysterious, random kidnapping or not, a girl could get used to this.

What the hell is going on? Last thing I remember is being hit over the head by Locke and then I wake up in some hotel room. I couldn't have imagined all that because I was in Sydney, not Las Vegas.

Oh hell no! This is some fucked-up shit, that's what this is.

God damn and I thought Bon Temps was full of drama queens.

Sunbathing vampires, pouty werewolves, what the fuck is this place? I'm not leaving my apartment any time soon.

All right, whose bitch ass let out the fuckin' zombies?

My fuckin' dress got ruined.

Vampires, Werewolves, Ghost hunters (the hot horny one, the old dude and his child bride, the skinny blonde and her mama...Is that all?), Ghost FACERS, Vampire Slayers, the fine ass demon blood boy and his atypically nice girlfriend, a hot (but I think previously dead) FBI Agent, a good looking nerd, my fool cousin, the King of Narnia, some people who have no idea who they are, the zappy girl, the singing girl and her pregnant friend, Harry Potter's nearest and dearest, Super heroes, an angel (or three?), the zombie killers and Tara Thornton...What the hell Zenner. What the hell.

( Tara )