bright light city

Oh my god I've been SO SICK!! I was out in town minding my own business, doing a bit of shopping, checking people out, checking ME out.... yeah, til I realised the window I was doing my hair in was a JAZZ BAR. D: omg don't even take the piss cos me + jazz is big BIG trouble, I swear to god I got a rash all down the side and my head went all big!!! So I been hiding away in my room til I stopped being ugly, the swelling's gone down a bit and I was just about alright to check my computer without weeping at the sight of my own face in the screen reflection but then whose slimy mug do I see when I'm catching up? YEAH! THAT ONE!! Seriously guys, for your own good you best keep away from Gregg!!! He kidnapped my best mate and trapped him in an underwater cave and tried to marry him, if that's what you're into then be my guest but don't say I never gave you fair warning!


(Chiana)

Don't know who's luckiest, you or me ;)

What the hell's going on here, mothalicka?

I don't like this. Where's my waters?