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WHOA WHOA WHOA. NO ONE SAID THERE WOULD BE BLEEDING. WHY DO HUMANS BLEED?

Now my favorite pants are stained blue. I am not all right with this.

Who wants to help me and chip in to get Zenner a fruit and chocolate basket? Two seperate ones, of course. Possibly even a gift card.

They've turned me into a girl! And my knockers are glorious!

In accordance with a certain physical consistency, I have dyed my hair red. It is a much darker hue than my male vessel's hair, but in the correct spectrum nonetheless.

Clothing options are also more varied. I am enjoying this change, even if I do wish to return back to my male form at some point. Still, there's no hurry. I have taken a photograph of myself as I am currently so I may remember this event. Memory isn't the same as it once was for me.

Shepard-Commander, my physical form has been altered. I have gone from genderless to male to female in a very short time and I am duly traumatised. I am currently mourning the loss of certain....physical attributes.

Have you encountered anything similar with the Normandy crew, Shepard-Commander?

I have discovered ice cream.

This is the best....the best thing. Taste is very, very good and I need to eat more ice cream. I like vanilla and mint and especially chocolate, and it chocolate could further be combined with bacon. I will try this.

And also, chocolate sauce.

Miss Lawson,

Subject Zero is looking for you. I thought it was best to give you advanced warning. I believe her intentions are.....violent in nature. I haven't told her where you are, but she will likely find out. Do be careful.

Legion

Someone tell me where that bitch is.

( Filtered to the Normandy's Crew )
I understand now what Mr. Moreau meant by the good kind of overheating.

And your preoccupation with sex makes more sense. It's a pleasant experience.

( Filtered to Jim Kirk )
Thank you. You were very helpful.

Fucking. Cerberus.

I'm guessing these Zenner assholes are somehow related to them or am I just that fucking lucky?

This is unacceptable. I am Krogan, not some weak squishy human.

I have been watching television to learn more about Earth culture, but so far I find myself limited to 'Attack of the Show'. I find it difficult to turn over, and utterly impossible when Olivia Munn is on. Why is this?

And how do I contact Olivia Munn? I wish to speak to her about my ideas for the show and how her outfits might change. She is wearing far too much clothing, and she must be overheated. That is the reason.

Sheperd-Commander? Sheperd-Commander?