bright light city

All right, the joke is over.

I can't afford to have another tattoo hexed off. It was painful enough after I broke up with Archie and then Hortie.

I'd like to go home now, even if this place is much more posh and there's no leaky faucet. I have a plant to water. I refuse to let another one die on me. What am I supposed to do with this piece of plastic? Is it a portkey?

James Sirius Potter! If this is some sort of practical joke, I am going to hex you six ways from Sunday!

Oh bloody hell please tell me I was not that drunk last night...
I... am confused.

Vic? You here? Your Dad is going to kill me if this somehow is my fault

How positively queer.

This is some kind of joke, right? Ha, ha, it's Rosie's birthday, let's send her to Vegas, right?

Well, you guys are hilarious, but I have a presentation to give in an hour.

This has got to be a joke. Is George behind this? Harry?

Ha, very funny. Is this a real tattoo? That's taking things a little far, don't you think?

It's not even a cool one.