bright light city

Goddamnit.

This isn't funny, Captain. What did you do? I know you're there.

Martha Jones.

Damn it Jim! What did you...

You know what...I don't even want to know.

( Filtered to the Normandy's Crew )
I understand now what Mr. Moreau meant by the good kind of overheating.

And your preoccupation with sex makes more sense. It's a pleasant experience.

( Filtered to Jim Kirk )
Thank you. You were very helpful.

What the hell is going on? Whoever had the bright idea that a trip to Vegas was in order needs to be smacked upside the head. I swear! I have an exam tomorrow and I'm kinda hoping not to fail.

We're getting too old for this bullshit, guys.

LAS VEGAS?!

I've never even been to Shreveport! How am in Las Vegas? I have a geometry test tomorrow! I need to study!

Daddy, I don't feel so good. My eyes're all itchy an' my belly's startin' to hurt again an' my legs feel really funny an'... can you come in here, please?

[ooc: just a reminder that joanna posts courtesy of voice recognition software, so any misspelled words and whatnot are simply the program's way of attempting to decipher her words into text.]

First Officer's Log
Stardate: Unknown

It would appear as if I have found myself upon an M-class planet with primitive technology. I am without my phaser and my communicator is inoperable. Perhaps the most alarming bit of news is that I have lost all contact with the remaining Vulcans and my father. I can no longer feel them. It is as if everything is out of place I am unsure as to the whereabouts of my crew.

Where am I?

( Filtered to Jim and Christine )

( Filtered to Shawn Farrell )

( Filtered to Joanna )

First goal for today: some serious computer upgrades.

Goal number 2: start researching options on opening my own business. I may be FBI but I can also fix computers along with my usual TA tasks.

Goal 3: See if anyone is looking for a tech, I can't take just sitting here.

Goal 4: Get that pesky wound looked at.

Damn it, Jim! What the hell have you gone and done this time?

I'm a doctor! I don't have time to play test subject for whatever warp transport tests you and Scotty are running now.

And you could have at least warned me.