Okay, so like, Dawnie wanted to go to the bookstore so I was like whatever, they have cafes in there now so it's cool, but I got bored because I don't know anyone in those stupid magazines anymore. And have you seen George Clooney? Olllllld. Anyway, so I was bored and went looking for her and these girls my age were talking about something and they said it was some book series I totally had to check out.
So I'm like, reading is for ugly girls, but whatever, I'm bored. I'm sooooo glad I did, this book is awesome. I mean okay, so the girl is totally boring and really, learn to get some sun and cheer up already, but she's in love with this vampire guy. He's soooo dreamy! I'm like, stop paying attention to her and come find me, right? Everyone keeps saying there's a werewolf that comes in and then she almost goes with him instead, and that's just stupid, because omigod, it's so clear that Edward is her soul mate!
I'm reading the next book by the pool!