bright light city

Okay...this place is beyond weird. I gathered from reading the other posts that I'm not alone in this weirdness so I'm just going to ask one thing: Is there anyway to get home? Or was the letter true?

I have been in many battles, but I don't think I've ever seen anything quite so incredible as what Susan's just done. We all got hits in, but my sister just took out War with an arrow to the head.

I suppose there's a very good reason for Lu showing up while I still look like a faun.

Is everybody else back to normal?

I need whiskey. Or Everclear. Or a Silkwood shower in bleach.

( Filtered to Jim )

( Filtered to the Middleman )

For those who were affected by the latest experiment, how do you feel? Especially those whom the experiment no longer affects.

I...am a mouse.

Susan, I am very sorry about dinner last night. Can we make a second attempt at starting over once this has worn off?

This seriously sucks. Zenner must really think they're funny.

Oh God. I think I need help. Did someone ... I don't know, cast a spell on me or something without my realizing?

Now I know how the ruddy pig felt...

ETA: Does anyone on this network know how to handle a pair of wings? Really big, feathered wings.

Has anyone seen Susan?

Earth that was?

This is problematic.

How odd.

Do the swine here really take flight?

Rachel's gone and I feel like complete crap, this week is shaping up to be full of awesome.

So right, those who haven't ... noticed ... my Noah showed up.

I have sort of unofficially moved into his room, so if you can't find me in mine, try his? 1408. So same general area.

Might not be a bad idea to give me a heads up that you're dropping by though so I know to get dressed

I just blew twelve grand on a camera and lenses, I think I could get used to being rich.

I LOVE PRESENTS.

EVEN WEIRD ONES.

THANK YOU ANONYMOUS FRIEND FOR THE BACON LUBE....I love bacon so yay?

Oh yeah, Sam...We got a present. I opened it because I'm impatient. It's bacon lube.

( YAY BACON? )

I see Zenner's up to something again.

Probably really selfish of me to be glad it doesn't look like anything that's going to hit me. I can still do magic.

:(

So, who do you want?

Okay so now that I kind of sort of maybe just a little have a handle on what's going on let's do this properly shall we? Hi, I'm Rebecca Black, yes there's a girl who looks exactly like me and yes unlike some of you all that have it we are actually twins. Jake is my baby brother and a huge thanks to everyone who's watched out for him, it means a lot. I'm twenty one, half divorced and last night it was 2007 and I was in Hawaii. I've never been to Vegas and I want someone brave to go on this with me.

I think I'll be staying at the apartment building this weekend. Sorry to seem rude, but I just don't think I'll be very good company.