bright light city

Last Saturday was my birthday. I'm seventeen now when technically I should be thirty if this is 2010. Not that it matters because my own mother didn't even wish me a happy birthday. She is usually the only one who does, besides Pansy, and it seems that with all the moving to the new house and Scorpius being a brown nosing twat she forgot. I can't believe my own mother forgot my bloody birthday!

On top of that, according to her spell, Scorpius is my son. I still don't entirely believe it, but she does.

So. I'm a dad.

Bloody muggle machines. Really don't listen like they should.

Last night was brilliant, right? Everyone tip top today?

I saw the bachelor and his bride off with their double-wedding blokes, so congratulations to all of them.

I'm editing together all the footage and will have it up by the end of the day on YouTube. Highlights include Jack and Sawyer's drunken rendition of "I've Got You Babe," complete with wigs, lap dances for everyone, Jaeger's excellent version of "Dont'cha" by the Pussycat Dolls, Kirk and Seamus attempting to convince all the ladies they were identical twins and getting slapped at least a dozen times, the lovely Miss Chiana offering lap dances of her own, and a good deal of bloody fun had by all. Feel free to reminisce here if you want ... if you can remember anything.

I might need to sleep for a month.

Has anyone else noticed the vampires, or did Locke just hit me over the head too hard?

Y'know, I have so much data and formulae and all kinds of dren worked out. I've filled notebook after notebook and I've gone through boxes of pens and why am I doing this? It's still incomplete, and even if I did work everything out, I can't share it with anyone because HELLO, weapon?

Harvey is driving me more insane, keeps showing up in dresses and skirts now and I kind of want to poke my eyeballs out only he's in my head so it wouldn't matter anyway

I've had enough of this apartment, or I'll be climbing the walls or tearing them down or something, and I know Fred won't appreciate that (unless he's off his face again and if he isn't, maybe I should ask if I can try some of what he's on) so, yeah. It's Vegas. I have unlimited cash. I don't have Pilot bitching at me. I can go out and do whatever the frell I like. Yeah.

Enthusiasm. I have some. Somewhere.

Some bollock tattoos?

What the frell does that mean?

Today is a good day.

Back to normal.

Excuse me, off to be violently ill and then shower for frelling EVER.

( Private )

My, this place is delightful. No wonder John has so many memories of his visits here within easy reach. And so many... interesting people. Yes. You humans are a bizarre species, but I do enjoy watching your interactions.

Thank fuck!

I kinda feel the urge to see if everything's working as it should now. Is that so wrong?

FRELL YOU, ZENNER!

This is just... cruel. WHAT THE FRELL HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS, YOU FEKKIKS!

Pip, don't even think of laughing.

Dren.

BIT confused!!! If Naboolio spiked my drink again for a laugh I am well telling the shaman council on him, I mean I dont mind weirdo dreams but I mind weirdo dreams about waking up in a room with BEIGE WALLS. It dont feel like a dream though, there's normally cartoon unicorns in my dreams and rivers made out of malibu. oh well, it could be worse, it could be manacles in monkey hell!!! weirder things have happened, never on my own before though :( How come I got a dirty big tattoo?? I thought I drawn on myself in biro again but it hurt when i tried to rub it off, I think that counts as gbh giving someone a tattoo what they never even asked for

Anyway.... if its a dream I can do what I want, and if it aint a dream I can still do what I want cos thats allowed?? am I following? is that a credit card?? Howard cut my old one up with scissors cos the bill made him faint and he hurt his head, LOL. ok then, if I can do what I want then I'm going to Topshop.

shiiiiiiiit I just thought, has this place got hair straightners?! I cant live without my nicky clarkes, I will ACTUALLY DIE, i cant go out in public like this ;_;

Hello everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Inara Serra. I've noticed that there have been a lot of dating ads going up and I thought that I might actually arrange some get togethers for people. A sort of blind date night. If this is something you might be interested in, or it's something someone you know might be interested in, please contact me. Everything you say will be private and completely confidential.

[OOC: this is just the ic way of announcing this. If you haven't signed your characters up in this, please do so here. We need moar guys.]

Okay, so this is significantly less weird than it was, which is saying something but nevermind. I've been kidnapped, and I'm in Vegas. Without my Aunts. Well it's not the Other.. Pleasuredome, but it's something? I mean, I'm rich, my Aunts aren't here, and did I mention that I can buy a car? And no school, and no Libby! ... if only Harvey and Valerie were here.

Anyway. I need a car. Now if I could just find one.

One word: lasertag.

Who's in?

ETA: Also teams. There's my team and... well we need others. Okay, we have Priya's team too. Make more people.

Team Ashley: Ashley, Kate, Henry, Shawn, Chiana, Samantha Carter, Vala, Jack O'Neill, Carolyn.

Team Priya: Priya, Echo, Tony, Carl, Topher.

Team Castle: Castle, Alexis, John Crichton.

Team Noa: Noa, Jaeger, Sarah, Michelle, Dawn.

Any other micks here? It's Paddy's day, we need to be drinking. Alcohol, before anyone asks.

Actually, there probably aren't that many Irish here, so I guess anyone can come along.

Okay, so like, Dawnie wanted to go to the bookstore so I was like whatever, they have cafes in there now so it's cool, but I got bored because I don't know anyone in those stupid magazines anymore. And have you seen George Clooney? Olllllld. Anyway, so I was bored and went looking for her and these girls my age were talking about something and they said it was some book series I totally had to check out.

So I'm like, reading is for ugly girls, but whatever, I'm bored. I'm sooooo glad I did, this book is awesome. I mean okay, so the girl is totally boring and really, learn to get some sun and cheer up already, but she's in love with this vampire guy. He's soooo dreamy! I'm like, stop paying attention to her and come find me, right? Everyone keeps saying there's a werewolf that comes in and then she almost goes with him instead, and that's just stupid, because omigod, it's so clear that Edward is her soul mate!

I'm reading the next book by the pool!

[ filtered away from the Scooby household ]
Would anybody be interested in adopting like fifteen rabbits?