Okay so to recap. I have a tattoo that is going to fade that will hurt if I try to leave. But apparently you can leave after a while as some weird and twisted reward for good behaviour. There are dead people here. But we're not dead. Zenner Corp is the devil and turns men into women and women into men and thank God I haven't been hit by that one yet. There was an Apocalypse. Which is it an Apocalypse if the world didn't end? Isn't it just like... I don't know... a minicalypse? Everyone likes to air their dirty laundry on this thing. Some girl stole some other girl's husband I think I read. And there's Batman.
The credit card is real though and more than works. Hello Ipod.