bright light city

NOTICE:

To commemorate the birth of one Severus Snape
I here by make today
Officially
'Hug a Slytherin'
Day!

For those that are interested in wearing an official Hug A Slytherin pin I have a nice supply.

Remember, hug a slytherin, and don't forget to tell Severus "Happy Birthday"

( ATTENTION SINGLE LADIES IN THE AREA )

Kama Sutra is awesome!!!

It seems we're not getting out of here anytime soon. So, it is time I introduced all of you to a little thing I like to call Chrismukkah. Perhaps this year, the Chrismukkah miracle will be the biggest and best Chrismukkah miracle of all time.

What do you say? Who's with me? A little celebration despite our recent incarceration? Because let's face it, folks, that's what it is. Jail without the bars. We have these handy, dandy and now conveniently invisible tattoos to keep us in this city. Personally, I think they fade so that we'll forget they're there and then suffer horrible pain when we try to leave.

We're stuck here, people. We might as well make the best of it. A little Chrismukkah joy is what we all need.

So, I finished those books. Thank you for lending them to me, Professor Snape. They were very ... interesting.

( Filtered to Ted Lupin )

( Filtered to Remus Lupin )

Oh, my. This is....rather unexpected. This isn't some bizarre side effect of the locator spell is it? No. The laptop and credit card wouldn't be here if that were the case.

Interesting. It's been quite some time since I've been kidnapped. Although, I must say I'm not quite so fond of the tattoo. I don't have good experiences with them. Faith? Are you here as well?

Wake up in a strange hotel room in Vegas with a headache, a new tattoo, and not knowing how I got here?

This is like every other weekend. Only difference is I'm waking up alone and I don't see one bottle of scotch. Or a pile of free gifts from the casino and hotel. I also don't have a phone message from my PA asking me where the hell I am. In fact, Iiiii can't make any outside calls at all. Is this network going outside Vegas or are we closed in?



EDIT: Zenner Corp. I knew those bastards were up to something here.

Let's get one thing straight, Zenner bitches: you have pulled me from Lima aka Land of the Losers and you know, I can't fault you for that. I always knew I'd get out of the place. But just so we're all clear? I'm still the new queen bee. I earned it fair and square stepping over Quinn's bloated belly when she embarrassed herself, the squad, her parents, and anyone else who's seen Fifteen and Pregnant on Lifetime during a PMS-fueled marathon of outdated chick movies.

The black card will definitely come in handy, as will the fab digs. But I'm still number one everywhere that it counts. I'm still head Cheerio, I'm still the new shoe-in for Prom Queen, the hottest sexter, and yes, I'm still in Glee Club. That is, if there even is one in this place.

Am I sleepwalking again?

So, these computers play movies, right? I swear, muggles are just brilliant sometmes! So anyway, I went and bought a bunch of them!


( Filtered to Hogwarts alum, past and present )

Unwillingness to claim us, ya got no war to name us
The ones who love us best are the ones we'll lay to rest
And visit their graves on holidays at best
The ones who love us least are the ones we'll die to please
If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them
We are the sons of no one, bastards of young

the replacements - bastards of young

Tonight I was going to start working on Brian, those that offered to assist with the transformation should meet me at my place around 7.

( filtered to Will )

The enrollment period for the second semester at the high school just opened up. If anyone wants to enroll, which I encourage, I can help you with the paperwork.

Did I fall asleep?

Oh bloody hell please tell me I was not that drunk last night...
I... am confused.

Vic? You here? Your Dad is going to kill me if this somehow is my fault

In case anyone was interested.

( Hug a Slytherin )

Son of a Slytherin! I really hope that cauldron wasn't important. At least it was mostly empty. Oops.

Less important: how did I end up in Vegas? You know what, I don't even think I want to know.