bright light city

I'm getting married next weekend!

( Gregory House, James Ford, and Juliet Burke )

( Greg only )

Are any of the doctors here free? Nicky's burning up.

( filtered to echo, sierra, victor, paul, november, mag, zone )

( filtered to illyria )

( filtered to echo )

Dr. Saunders was talking to me, and I could hear Topher saying he couldn't find the Dewey Pen I wanted. Then everything was black, and I couldn't hear anyone. It was cold, but not like absolute zero freezing, just uncomfortable. I couldn't get comfortable without my body, and I'm not sure how I could feel cold without a body. Is this what it's like for them in the chair

I woke up. It took a while to wake up, like I'd fallen asleep for the last time, but if that was so then how come I'm still me. I checked, and I'm still me.

It doesn't take a genius to know that this is Las Vegas, city of Lights or Sin depending on who you talk to. Either one is fine with me. Who am I to judge considering

This wasn't in the plan. I have goals and directives, and I was almost finished restoring the wedge. After that, there was supposed to be more. More with Topher.

What is this place? Is it heaven? Hell? Purgatory? Or something else that I can't factor?

Where is this? Why don't I Did I

Stop it

I'd really like to know how I woke up in Las Vegas missing a week.

Hey to all the WoW players out there!

Everyone in the Guild ready to go on a raid this Friday? Most everyone should be leveled up properly by now, and we can sort out loot as we go. If you're not up too high let me know and I'll pound it out with you before the weekend.

FOR THE HORDE!

I need something to do.

( Claire )

I've got a question you're not going to like.

( Claire, Priya, Tony + Topher )

Are you guys okay?

Wesley? Where am I? I remember trying to hold on, wanting to stay...now I've woken up here. I'm not sick anymore...but now I'm in another dimension, again. Or am I dead? Is this hell?

( Topher )

What did you do?

( Claire )

Are you you?

What the hell? Don't you know what's happening? You're all just sat around, planning on who to go out with and how to spend the night. None of that matters anymore, but don't look at me when you didn't listen.

Will somebody please explain to me what's going on? I shouldn't have to say that kidnapping a federal agent is punishable by law.

Dane?

Attention men of this location.

( cut for length and picture, all can see )

The fake child-human and my Qwa'ha Xahn are the casualties against the creature known as "Famine."

I have removed the head of the horseman responsible and placed it upon a pike for the enemy to see and tremble. This will be a warning, and I shall not be so merciful the next time you dare to touch one of my humans. The next transgressor will be beaten to death with their own limbs. Possibly while on fire, depending on my mood.

If any of you mortals need assistance on the other horsemen I still desire violence.

Rupert Giles, you will now be my Qwa'ha Xahn.

Attention.

The following names are added to my list of humans for a temporary time until Claire Saunders is married in a human ceremony to Jocelyn Eldridge. They will not be harmed, and all threats apply. After this 'wedding' they will all be allowed to die without prejudice, unless it upsets the humans on my permanent list.

Selena Ramirez. Echo. Priya Tsetsang. Anthony Ceccoli. Adelle DeWitt. Laurence Dominic. Judith Miller. Jenny Humphrey. Topher Brink. Bennett Halverson.

I'm actually starting to get used to being here.

To Zenner and any fools who intend harm against the weak.

The following are under my protection:

Wesley Wyndham-Pryce, my Qwa'ha Xahn.
His human.
Spike, my pet
Angel
Cordelia Chase
Claire Saunders
Jocelyn Eldridge, her human.

If they are injured in any way, you will face the wrath of a God and shall be slain without hesitation. If they are caused emotional harm, I will take one of your limbs as a blood price. If they are annoyed, I may just break one of your most useful bones.

This is my decree. Betray it to your own doom, and I shall "bust a cap in yo ass." I use this term so you understand the gravity in your own pathetic terms.

How dare this pitiful nothing called Zenner move this shell at their whim? Fools have wept blood over lesser offenses to my person. I will enjoy their cries as I rip their spines from their mutilated forms.

This is unacceptable.