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WATSON!

I have made a purchase. Care to guess what it is?

Oh, dear me.

See, Holmes? I've not been murdered.

James behaved perfectly normally and did not once give me cause for alarm.

Are you satisfied that he had no nefarious intentions?

Oh, dear. Who has an explanation for this?

Holmes? I would worry that you've put a truly alarming amount of effort into ensuring that I don't move out, but I fear this is beyond even your not inconsiderable talents.

But it does beg the question of what precisely is going on. I rather hope that you are here to explain.

Mary really is going to be cross.