bright light city

filtered; Scoobies

Did it work? Do we know if it worked?

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

filter; Scooby Manor

I've got everything set for the Ritual of Restoration.

Buff? Faith? Slayerettes? You might want to stay on guard. If this doesn't work, Angelus is going to be super PO'd. If it does, then we might have a broody vampire with a pension for over dramatic entrances a knock knock knockin' at our door.

Alright. Everybody ready? Go team Scooby!

[Filtered to anyone on Project Re-Soul]

Your Orbs are here. Please take them away.

All the set-up work is done for the dance studio. I just need students.

If anyone is interested in lessons, you're welcome to respond.

filtered; Tara

I've got homework tonight. Be my study buddy?

Blimey, I don't know what's worse. Being trapped here or "jet lag." My sleep schedule is all out of sorts. My flatmate must think I'm a loony.

( Filtered to Willow )
Faith got kidnapped by Harmony.

This is, of course, not funny at all. And I'm not laughing. Because this is serious and not funny.

Want to join me in finding this not at all funny?

( To the Scooby Manor )

filtered; Buff

No apocalypses to avert tonight? I was thinking of pjs, pizza, and a john cusack movie fest in the theater. Buffys and Willows only.

filtered; Tara

So, I hear there is going to be a ball. I wonder who I could go with...

I'm really glad I haven't been affected by this experiment.

It would just be really exceedingly uncomfortable.

( Willow )
Am I the only one who is a little bit sad that Mr. Giles and Wesley changed back so quickly?

They were so sweet.

And I might have had a crush on them. But just a tiny one.

Sometimes I just want to sit back and watch with some popcorn but then I wonder if Zenner is somehow going to pull the joke on me next...

Buffy? Ma'am? Are we continuing our training here in the city? And what's the rotation for nightly patrols?

( Willow )

( Tara & Willow )
You guys busy?

( Xander )
Hey, I know you don't really know me cause we haven't... met yet, but I'm Buffy's sister Dawn. We're friends. And as a friend, I have to ask... will you be on my nerf war team?

( Illyria )
What's up, human shaped blue god person?

( Kitty )
I have a proposition for you.

Miss Aud wanted to meet Horatio, because she thought he was a woolly demon and she wanted to know how I tamed him, but he's not and I didn't because he's a teddy bear. So I let her see Horatio and she agreed he wasn't a demon and she said his vampire fighting pack was very practical so I guess that's good. But she doesn't understand why parents let children have vicious animals as toys. But Horatio's not vicious. He's missing an ear though.

And then we went and got bunnies because Buffy said it was okay and we walked to the shop and the cars made Miss Aud scream and speak funny words and she said it was Swedish and I don't know Swedish, but Miss Aud said she would teach me. And then I explained that cars aren't monsters and they don't eat people and they take people places and they aren't dangerous but you got to look both ways before crossing the street and not go in front of them because if they hit you it will hurt. And I held her hand the whole way so she wouldn't get scared and because Buffy said so.

And we were going to get two rabbits, but all the rabbits were so nice and Miss Aud didn't want to leave them so we got eight, which is kind of like two only not. And we named them after Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. But they weren't seven boys and a girl, because Miss Aud says that wouldn't be practical for breeding. And when I asked her what breeding was, she said it's when the man and the woman fornicate and then the woman bears the offspring of the man. And then she explained what fornication was. And she made lots of funny gestures. And it sounds really gross.

And then we got ice cream and came home and it was really fun. Miss Aud is really nice.

Filtered to Tara

I want to keep him. Can we keep him? Please? He's so cute.

( Scooby Manor )

I'm getting a bell. The big kind. So people can know when I'm coming.

And I'm knocking on all doors from now on. Even my own. Just to be safe.

Kidnapped to Vegas, unlimited credit card and cushy apartment. They're really trying to get the Stockholm Syndrome to set in early aren't they?