Why is it you guys are always the first to blame me when anything goes wrong in this house? Can't use the cappuccino machine, my fault. There are Spanish subtitles on TV, my fault. Orange soda on the kitchen counter, my fault.
I tell what wasn't my fault. Whatever Parker tripped on. Not my fault. why would I want someone else to have to deal with a cast right when I'm getting mine off. I feel your pain, Parker. I feel you, sister, but I'm not being the fall guy on this one.
( Parker )