bright light city

The new predators would be advised not to go near the homeless shelter or any of my humans. I will remove your head and/or other limbs depending on the severity of your insult.

Oh no, no, no, no... wait this actually works. Las Vegas is a lot better than certain other places. I was actually dredding calling where I was home. These Zenner people were nice enough to bring Sid and Nancy to keep me company. Not that being kidnapped is ever nice. It makes me wonder if they were watching me because they weren't where I was taken. Anyway it's better than being alone.

'Ello everyone, I'm Connor.

Wait.. Abby! They left Abby?

Check it out! I'm seriously going to frame this and put it in the front room, Lester!

How much do I wish I'd been in the Windies? We just won the World Twenty20! Thrashed the Aussies!

What the hell? Maybe Angel was right and I should have just went home like he asked me too.

You know, this whole being kidnapped thing is kinda fun. Not like anomaly exciting though. Nothing like a good puzzle to get your blood pumping. The only thing missing is Connor and Claudia. Least I've got Rex here with me. Don't know what I'd do without him. Still, this place is nice, but it's nothing like my place.

My name's Abby. Hello. Out of curiosity, can I get a role-call? What's your name, where are you from, what do you do for a living?

( filtered to illyria )

I would like to issue a formal invitation to the ball my dear aunt Amelia and I will be hosting this coming Saturday at the Summers Estate. It will be a formal affair and proper attire is a requirement. I'd be more than happy to assist anyone who needs help finding a dress! It is my hope that this event will be an opportunity for us to all get better acquainted. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

Where is this? Why don't I Did I

Stop it

I'd really like to know how I woke up in Las Vegas missing a week.

This thinking positive seems to be working. No girly parts for me.

( Anya )

Result!

The following names have been added to the list of my humans.

Nick Cutter
Stephen Hart
Anya Jenkins

The usual threats of guaranteed violence and bloody vengeance apply if any of them are harmed.

Oh thank god

Right. That's settled then.

This is just great, Xander. You've turned me into a gay man. I'm bumpy in all the wrong places!

Edit: Jaeger!

Well then. Been all through this city, got lost, ended up in the sewers and met this man. Nice bloke, really more of a talker, but beside the point! Anyways, been a bit of a hassle this last bit of a while. Blimey, still don't know anymore than when I started. You know how impressive that is? Well, me, I mean me not being able to find something out. That's like...

Well...rather more towards impossible, but besides that! Really just trying to get a hold of those people, cooperation; all this that's in charge. So figured, well, how does one get a hold of those in charge? And then I thought; well could always try and get yourself noticed. Big ol' backfiring of electricity or wavelengths or viruses to muck up the whole place. Zap! And it all goes down.

Which. Actually. The indentation--tattoo that's faded, nice touch by the way. What is that molecular bonding coded together by particles released against the blood stream? Tiny little nanobites I'd reckon, but that's just me, well, being me. Ever the clever one mind you. Brilliant really. Anyways! I suppose this'd be instead of all that washy threatening business me requesting nicely, see; nicely! That I have an audience with the higher ups in charge of this place. Would be brilliant. Really. Even if just for a nanosecond. Thanks, again, really, just would blimey make my life so much easier.

--The Doctor

I suppose this was inevitable, really. Fuck.

Right, is there anything other gender-swapped people think I should know about being a girl? I've already worked out the obvious differences since they're, well, obvious. Different body shape/size (I think I'm going to need to get a bra before I can go running again, but I'm in no danger of blacking my own eyes, and getting new clothes is going to be awkward since I have no idea about clothes sizes), different way of walking, sitting down for a piss, so on and so forth. I've only been awake for an hour, though, so it's more than safe to say I've missed something. Any hints/tips/suggestions?

I'm going to go make coffee, steal Cutter's whisky (assuming I can reach the fucking bottle now, bloody hell) and see if I can somehow fall asleep, wake up again and find that I'm back in my own body.

Not that I don't appreciate the view, but what the hell Illyria?

Wesley was correct. This 'dating' before fornication is not a waste of energy. It was most informative. My notes are quite extensive.

( Stephen )
I take it you're the reason I've been set up on a date?

( Illyria )
Hello.

( Filtered to Anya )

( Filtered to Buffy )

( Filtered to Illyria )

( Filtered to Madison )

I never thought I'd miss the regular apocalypse. I feel like I'm becoming a therapist. The lot of you are being almost too quiet. I'm beginning to worry what you might be planning.