bright light city

Noa;

I'm taking you out on a date.

We're going to see the A-Team.

Finally! I can be useful. I had a vision a few minutes ago. A girl with short blond hair, tied up. She looked pretty beat up, but she was alive. I saw Darla and Angelus there too. It looked like a warehouse or storage unit and I could hear cars so I think it was near a highway or intersection or something.

[ooc: Clues to Chloe's whereabouts for the JLAers]

filtered; Scooby Manor

Right, I know that the big bads are in town, and really not the time for silliness - but Noa and I may have written a dramatic interpretation of Faith's capture by the dastardly and villainous Harmony. We'll be performing said interpretation in the living room in twenty minutes.

I will be undertaking the role of Harmony, while Noa will be playing Faith. Narrated by Jaeger Henson.

Oh, and it's a musical.

( To the Scooby Manor )

Sirs or Madams,

I received your letter upon my arrival here and have read it several times over. While I acknowledge the fact that you are in need of my services, I keep a very busy schedule. I assume that in summoning me you realise that you are not only taking me away from my duties but also putting yourself at great risk. As the Slayer, it is my duty and birthright to rid the world of all impure evils. Please return me at once to my home in London or I am afraid I must take action upon you. I am sure that you are just as intent to solve this in a peaceable manner as I am. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

( Scooby Manor )

I hear there's a vampire slayer here. A vampire slayer....oh, my.

That is just so adorable.

In other news, I'm thirsty. I've been told it would be unwise to kill, so I'm holding off for now. But mainstreaming...that's something I hope to avoid, at least for the time being. I wouldn't usually ask, but who'd like to trade blood for blood? Vampire blood has an outstanding effect on humans.

Maddie

You're my blind date? You slipped Inara a little something on the side didn't you? You know, if you wanted to make out, all you had to do was ask.

Hello everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Inara Serra. I've noticed that there have been a lot of dating ads going up and I thought that I might actually arrange some get togethers for people. A sort of blind date night. If this is something you might be interested in, or it's something someone you know might be interested in, please contact me. Everything you say will be private and completely confidential.

[OOC: this is just the ic way of announcing this. If you haven't signed your characters up in this, please do so here. We need moar guys.]

About bloody time.

My power are finally starting to come back. I was starting to worry that I was going to be stuck being all normal forever.

Who wants to go kill something to celebrate?

Buffy? Ma'am? Are we continuing our training here in the city? And what's the rotation for nightly patrols?

( Willow )

This kind of looked like fun and I really have nothing better to do sadly, so here we go.

Me: Hot as hell seventeen year old, recently deceased but too awesome to stay dead. Likes hot boys (and men), having a good time and being all around fantastic.

( photo )

You: Ideally older (but not a requirement, I can go age appropriate). Likes being around amazing people and enjoying life and all it has to offer.

Someone has got some serious explaining to do.

One second I’m in Tibet battling Twilight and his army and dodging angry goddesses, and the next I wake up in a posh apartment tower in Las Vegas.

And there’s a letter, oh how nice. But you see, the thing about me is, I don’t take too kindly to being kidnapped. Especially when my squad is out there powerless and fighting without me. So I ignore it, take this handy credit card and rent a car to get the hell out of here. But when I get to the city limits, I’m hit by so much pain that I nearly ran the bloody thing off the freeway.

So, three things.

1. Who are you?
2. What did you do to me?
3. What do you want?

Someone talk, or I’m going to start coming up with a very long list of creative ways to make you bleed.