bright light city

Yeah, this? This is so not cool. If I were a more violent person, I'd be breaking things.

The apartment might be sweet, but this tattoo is bullshit.

Bones? please tell me your normal again

How you holdin up?

I'm worri

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had been turned into a male and thus I now have a penis. This is all highly disturbing.

(Filtered to Sweets and Booth)
How do you two normally handle your morning errections? Allow it to simply go away on it's own? Or masterbation?

Mr. Castle, it appears that we've been set up on a blind date. I'm Doctor Temperance Brennan, and I'm available this evening if you are.

What the hell?

You do realize I don't actually have to go on that date?

What kind of place is this where people are posting half naked pictures of eachother up? I understand the biological need to see members of the opposite sex nude, but this is all very disturbing.

I find it highly illogical that a corporation managed to kidnap me and take me to Las Vegas without anyone trying to find me. Is this suppose to be a joke, because if it is I don't get it.

"And remember; what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." - I don't know what that means. Is something suppose to happen here?

Does this Zither group know what the penalty is for kidnapping a federal agent? It won't be pretty when I find out the details.

I mean, I go to sleep in my...our...hotel room...and wake up in an apartment. Bones...Roxie...I don't know what's what now.

Apparently my identical twin is here too. My mind is...I don't know.

(ooc he's from the Tony/Roxie ep. Woman in the Sand)

Booth? Are you here?