bright light city

( Still bored. )

The other one was less stupid.

I feel like I've been asleep for days.

Lily, I think I may have caught cold. Could you feed Jillian for me? You haven't been turned into a child, have you? That would be terrible.

Okay so this isn't funny, not one bit. Come on, hexing my room and whatever other stuff you've probably done? That's a little bit more than what I did last week! And that was at least funny. So... show yourselves and put my room back!

Sev and I set a date.

In exactly nineteen days, at 5:00 pm, we plan to say our "I Do's" at the Wee Chapel on the strip to be followed by a rockin' celebration. To all you planning to wish us well, consider this your invitation.

I need some help.

I'm really not certain how to react to this.

This is just a public service announcement:

Anyone thinking of hugging this Slytherin - don't, or you will be hexed.

That is all, carry on.

( Filtered to Auntie Lu )


( Filtered to LilyLu )

Right. Starting over then. 'Lo. I'm Albus Potter, recent arrival, and not really sure what to make of that, or this bloody itchy tattoo.

I'm not really sure what we're supposed to do for money here. They put us up in posh housing, and I definitely don't have access to any sort of money. Especially since it's sitting in a vault twenty years in the future.

NOTICE:

To commemorate the birth of one Severus Snape
I here by make today
Officially
'Hug a Slytherin'
Day!

For those that are interested in wearing an official Hug A Slytherin pin I have a nice supply.

Remember, hug a slytherin, and don't forget to tell Severus "Happy Birthday"

Vegas?

James, what the fuck, mate? One little explosion in your pants drawer doesn't mean you get to BANISH ME FROM THE FLAT. WHAT THE FUCK.

Dad's going to kill you. Mum might even help this time. She just might. I bet she'll jam her old broomstick right up your scrawny arse. Now get me out of here.

Lils, would you mind a bunny?

If anyone sees a pregnant redhead with smoke billowing out of her ears, please flee in terror.

Missing wizard: tall, glasses, hair that refuses to stay flat. Answers to James.

If found, please return to Sirius Black.

This is ingenious. This little thing. Magic I've never seen! No visual contact, but I can see things that people have sent to each other before. So I understand we're all trapped here, nobody's found a way out or how to beat Zenner yet, whoever he is. What I don't know is who everyone else is, and this is definitely not Tortall.

And if anyone's seen a black cat with purple eyes wandering around, tell him he's missed. Or at least to stop being a brat and get back here.

I'm afraid if you're looking for kidnapping ransom, you've chosen the wrong girl. My father just disowned me.