bright light city

Bones! Chekov! Sulu! Spock! Get dressed, we're going to a bachelor party!

Also, I approve of this.

( Get it while it's hot )

Something tells me this is going to make an excellent story at the next pub night.

I've gotten pissed and woken up in some strange places before, but I never thought I'd actually make it all the way to America. Think I get bonus points for that. This definitely beats the time McLaggen woke up the boss's broom shed.

I'M MARRIED!

Sorry everyone, but Lily and me got kind of impatient and just eloped last night to the Star Trek Experience. We have pictures. Will dressed up. It was awesome.

Anyway we're going to have a wedding party soon to make up for the fact you all had to miss it. I'll give you a head's up on the date and everyone is invited. It will involve food, good company, and probably video games, because we're just that cool.

I'M MARRIED!

( filtered to Enterprise crew and Amanda Grayson )

Looks like this little experiment is almost over, huh? It wasn't so bad for a first one.



Enterprise Crew

Sound out! Everyone have their usual body parts now?

Goddamnit.

Hell yeah, I'm smoking hot!

I had hoped that Zenner would leave me alone this time, but it would seem not. Wonderful.

Also, I appear to have lost at least six inches in height. I haven't been this short since I was about twelve, so I have no idea how this will affect my training.

... Captain?

Strangely enough this isn't the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.

Not that I make a habit of getting kidnapped Could someone elaborate on the note ... and the date? I'm guessing the barcode is to keep

Martha Jones.

Damn it Jim! What did you...

You know what...I don't even want to know.

I'm pretty sure when I went to bed last night it wasn't drunk, it wasn't here, and it wasn't alone. And yet I'm alone and somehow ended up with a tattoo.

Is this a prank the Captain day?

Right then. This isn't London, and it's certainly not 1940...anything, actually.

And I seem to have misplaced my TARDIS. Hopefully I haven't misplaced

Amy? Amelia Pond?

( filtered to James Wilson )

( filtered to Martha Jones )

Wow. I'm in Vegas at fifteen. It's every teenager's dream!

What the hell is going on? Whoever had the bright idea that a trip to Vegas was in order needs to be smacked upside the head. I swear! I have an exam tomorrow and I'm kinda hoping not to fail.

We're getting too old for this bullshit, guys.

LAS VEGAS?!

I've never even been to Shreveport! How am in Las Vegas? I have a geometry test tomorrow! I need to study!

Okay, this is not remotely where I fell asleep.

sdgkhhrthoi What's this sposed to be, anyway? Star Trek?

...Ha ha. Fergusen? Are you reading this? Not funny. I've got an appointment with a beautiful piece of machinery today and you know it, man.