bright light city

Is this some kind of prize? A prize for losers?

So. I'm a dad.

filtered; Glee Club

QUINN IS HAVING THE BABY. GET YOUR ASSES TO THE CLINIC NOW.

Seriously. I'm the godmother. You have to do what I say.

MOVE IT, PEOPLE.

I'm thinking of putting together a sort of Zenner Prom for people like the McKinley kids who missed ours, and won't get a chance to see theirs, as well as for anyone else who isn't in high school and wants to come. Any interest?

( Glee Club )

What the heck is going on? Why am I in Vegas?

Is this some kind of messed up joke?

I really don't need this kind of stress right now.

Oh you have got to be kidding me. Is this going to be an ongoing "thing" for the rest of my life? Is it always going to be hanging over my head that I might end up in Las Vegas one day?

And why, may I ask, is it that no matter what it will always happen at the absolute worst possible moment? Regionals are right around the corner, is nothing sacred anymore?

Honestly, Zenner, I'm very upset about this. My relationship with my incredibly handsome and talented boyfriend is shaky at best right now, I doubt this will cement me in his heart as his ideal potential life partner.

Vegas? Again?

No one can get enough of the Puckosaurus.

( Filtered to Rachel )

(Rachel)

Heard you got drunk on New Years. Welcome to the dark side.

Happy New Year everyone. I've got my dancing shoes on, I'm going out.

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate.

Thanks for the muzzle Santana. I should be offended but I take comfort in the thought that if we are truly stuck in Vegas until the end of time then I won't have to work too hard to get a headlining show charging 150 bucks a pop and you'll be walking up and down the strip hoping for 150 bucks a "pop."

Filtered to Quinn

How are you holding up?

Filtered to Finn

Do you need anything?

Filtered to Glee

I took the liberty of printing up fliers for our Christmas show on the roof.

Filtered to Mr. Schuester

Can I talk to you about something?

A train crashed
And everything slows down
I was wishing I could get out of this town
These dreams we've had
Have never made you cry
And I am not a twinkle in your eye
But I've got to get out of here
Cuz you drive me up the wall
I've got to get out of here
Cuz I can't stand to fall

[Something Corporate-If I Die]

Hey Sinners,

There's something to be said for everything coming full circle, here we are in the middle of the Christmas season and we have another virgin birth right around the corner... Well we have a birth around the corner in any case, in fact the only thing our little blonde songbird has in common with the heroine of the Christmas story is that she is lucky enough to have two gents standing up waiting to be called "Daddy."

You know, Q they say love means never having to say you're sorry. How many languages can you learn to apologize in before Baby Girl Songbird comes out just a little more Jewish than anticipated? Mazel Tov, Big Daddy.

( Filtered to Glee Club Peeps )

Homesickness really doesn't go away, it just kind of gets worse.


I can't believe the holidays are already almost here, I mean seriously...What am I going to do without school to keep me occupied?

I really think we should start learning some holiday music. I don't do Christmas but I do love Christmas Carols.

( Filtered to Rachel )


( Filtered to Puck )

Thanksgiving's for suckers.

( Filtered to Finn )


( Filtered to Rachel )

Las Vegas is a very strange place when you're wandering around and night.