bright light city

I love Vegas. There are so many sights to see. I could do without the tattoo. That is the only thing that bothers me. It should have been something better. To think, I was a student before this. I don't miss it.

I want - no, I need to go out tonight. Maxxie - up for it?

Things I've learned in my time spent as the fairer sex.

1. Boobs get in the way of everything. Seriously. I can't even reach into the cupboard to get my Lucky Charms without the ladies getting in the way. No. That was not a euphemism. However, that brings me to my next point...

2. Masturbating? Much easier as a dude. Just saying.

3. I always thought it was just above par hygiene that made you girls smell nice. But apparently you're just genetically designed to smell better than us.

4. Long hair is a BITCH.

5. I really really miss being a guy.

Still a girl. Still awkward. I'm going to need more new clothes. But.. you know. I have mirrors. And I guess I'm hot. Smoking hot Doesn't change my opinion about being a guy though. I went out earlier. Guys kept looking at me. One of them actually pinched my behind, but I slapped him And the lines!

No, I did not fall from heaven. I don't want a rocket to the stars which strangely fits in your room. My parents aren't terrorists and I'm not da bomb. There isn't a mirror in my trousers. Seriously, I'm a guy inside and even I know those are lame! Maybe I should tease a tiny bit and then leave them in the dust No, bad idea. You're a guy, Lyle, a GUY!

So.. could someone help a guy out? Err, a girl out? Uhh... you know what I mean. Since our cards have no limit, there's really nothing to lose by assisting me. I could do it myself. But it's easier if I have help. Sizes, waistlines, etc. Honestly, I just don't want to go out by myself. People stare at me. A lot. It's now normal. Awkward. I really don't want to leave my room again.

Bloody hell, mate! If I actually wanted to take a trip to the States? I would have booked a flight. Vegas? City of Sin, I hear it's called. San Francisco would have been my first choice, but oh well. And.. I have this weird tattoo on my arm. Like someone bought me from a store or something.

Never heard of this Zenner Corp, whoever they are. I hope those new clothes fit me. And a free unlimited card, what's the catch They can't just drag people from across the world. Can't be legal. But as it is, I'm going to be late for a class. And I'm supposed to do a big dance routine in front of a lot of people tonight.