bright light city

Drinks. Now.

Earth liquor is a lot stronger than I expected.

(Boomer)

HELP!

Okay, I'm sick and tired of everyone's kids but mine showing up. And if my future me is actually future me I am doomed to die rich and fabulous but completely by myself. Which is honestly bullocks!

I know this is a tad desperate, but there's no way I'm letting my mum be right about me. Plus, this worked for the weird blue girl so....

ATTENTION GENTLEMEN.

If you are good looking, intelligent, an amazing lover and would like to share something very special with me in the pursuit of creating life, please contact me here. Marriage is preferable, but not required.

( Picture for the discerning. )

Thank you

With regard to our discussion of a group compound how about checking out this place?
This house: seven bedrooms, six baths, two half baths, 10,000 sq ft.
This house: six bedrooms, six baths, 7400 sq ft.
This house: six bedrooms, five baths, two half baths, 8000 sq ft.

Oh there's this place. I guess it used to be owned by some guy named Michael Jackson. It has ten bedrooms, nineteen baths and 21,000 sq ft. It's a compound with five buildings. Think that will be big enough for all of us?

ETA: I've read a bit more about this place. There is a main house, a guest house, and staff quarters. I was thinking about what we said about building the Viper and we could probably convert the equestrian part of the property for that. Plus the place already has a shooting range like I suggested we should have. Crash and I talked about it and it sounds like a possible plan.

What... the FRAK... is going on here???

What's going on? Did I die during the assault? Are these the Elysian Fields?