bright light city

An unlimited credit card? No job? A city full of beautiful women I haven't banged yet?

This is going to be legen -

Wait for it.

( The Bat Cave )

filtered; The Batcave

No one minds if I kill Hardison, right?

( The Bat Cave )

Penny, did I or did I not tell you Eliot was flamboyant?

I can't believe you doubted me.

The family would be proud of him for showing his softer side. Everyone is so sick and tired of him overcompensating.

New York City was fun, more fun than I expected!

Now that the shelter is doing so well and the soup kitchen is running smoothly, I wanted to move to the next stage of my plan to give the homeless a helping hand up. The best thing for them from here is an attempt to get them back into the work force, but some counseling and training is required for that.

If there are any counselors or teachers in the area who would not mind helping out, we would greatly appreciate it. Mostly it would be talking to the people at the shelter, perhaps finding out what their skills are and helping to implement them in a productive way. If this sounds interesting at all even if you don't necessarily have the background in social work, it'd be fine because I'm sure we could figure out ways for you to help.

If you're interested comment here or just stop by the shelter and ask for me, Penny!

I'm considering looking into the community theater. It has been too long since I acted last, I don't want to get rusty at it!

( The Bat Cave )

There's this meeting going on in NYC about the strife of the homeless, and I was invited to come check it out, so I decided to go do that. I've never been there before, so it should be fun. I'll be back in a little bit, everyone have fun while I'm gone! If there are any emergencies I still have this device with me.

( to the ladies who gave advice )

( Billy )

I'm back. Never been so good to see my own face.

Gonna miss the bathrooms though. You girls got it good. Handsoap and everything.

( filtered ONLY TO WOMEN )

I'm extremely confused. Kilo? Echo? Priya/Anthony/T/anybody? I can't find my wheelchair. It took me like five minutes to get across this living room which isn't mine.

( filtered away from Billy! )

I am so very glad that I was not turned into a girl. So. Very. Glad. Not that I wouldn't be a fantastic woman, mind you. But I couldn't have sex with my girlfriend if I was. At least, not sex in the way we're used to. *cough* I'm just glad I stayed the way I am.

If anyone needs me--which I doubt--I'll be in my lab plotting Horrible things and practicing my laugh.

[Edit: Strike-thrus were deleted.]

Glad that's over.

Sophie? Penny? Hardison? Any of you want these clothes? I'm not going to be doing much with them anymore.

( to the Bat Cave MINUS Eliot Spencer )

( Eliot )

Since I don't know everyone's contact numbers, and since this is far quicker than posting notes through everyone's door, I think the best way to announce this is via this particular forum.

It seems as though people are still changing genders. I myself have yet to change back, although I trust it will be soon. In that respect, I have gathered together a fairly comprehensive supply of clothing from people and I have them here in my room for loan to any who need them. There are many styles, fabrics and sizes, so please feel free to come and take a look. I know our cards provide limitless credit, but what's the point when we'll be changing back whenever Zenner have decided they're through with studying us like this.

I shall be operating a discreet, open door policy since there are few places I wish to visit in this particular guise. Feel free to call in and see me anytime you wish. My residence is apartment 1910, Zenner Building.

Live long a...
Regards,

Amanda Grayson

This wasn't exactly how I pictured my birthday.

This definitely isn't heaven. I'm underage in Vegas and I'm still fat. And it can't be hell, because this is decidedly less fire-and-brimstoney than, you know, THE WAY I DIED. So, the only conclusion I can come to is that I was right, there is no god, and someone's playing a seriously hilarious joke on me. With all the superhero extra-dimensional hoo ha going on in the world, there is definitely a reasonable, if stupid and very unfunny explanation for this.

I want my fucking dinosaur.

Shit.