bright light city

Hahahaha. I got a job.

If anyone needs discounts on their morning Dunkin' Donuts coffee? I'm your girl.

Yeah. I know. I should do the school thing, but ... eh. It'd take longer to catch me up and I wouldn't learn anything anyway.

So working it is. It's something to do and it's only part time in the mornings anyway.

Sam dragged me to the doctor at an ungodly hour. They gave me cough medicine and some crazy anti-viral...And took some blood. Fuckers I need that blood. But they said they wanted to "run some tests." WHO NEEDS TO RUN TESTS FOR THE FLU? I called shenanigans but they took it anyway.

Well that was a million hours ago, and my phone just rang...WTF IS A SWINE FLU? We didn't have swine flu in 2005. We had bird flu though...Anyone taking bets on when the two combine and become the "flying pig flu..." I know, all you 2009-ers are probably like "OLD JOKE JESSICA..." Don't care I wanted to make it anyway. Ugh. I've never been this sick in my life, EVER. What did I ever do to you piggies?!? I love you and respect you and think bacon is one of your greatest offers to humanity. Also? ALSO....I think that email that always goes around with the Dachsund nursing the piglet is ADORABLE.

Ugh. SWINE FLU...WTF.