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I'm not sure if there are any other private investigators in the area, but I have a feeling there probably are.

I'm Special Agent Peter Burke. My partner and I opened up a business focusing on white collar crimes, however I've gotten requests for other types of investigations. I thought I would check in to see what areas of expertise everyone has so we can suggest another agency if a client comes in with a case that isn't really our thing.

We are the King of Narnia and We demand to know who this Zenner is and why he has brought Us here.

Filtered to Casa de Awesome, Bela Talbot, The Harvelle parents, The Winchester parents, Justin Taylor, Jacob Black, Monty Pippin, Jenny Humphrey, Buffy Summers, Dr.Wilson, Dr. Sweets, Jaeger Henson, Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Ashley Magnus, Sarah Krieg, and Obi Wan Kenobi

So. If you all are free on May 8th at like 2:30 in the afternoon and feel like sitting outside and baking in the sun for a few of the most boring hours of your life, then I would like to direct your attention to this little thing going on...I'm graduating that day. So I figure your needs to bake in the sun might coincide with my needs to have the biggest and loudest group there.

And they've decided that because I'm awesome, super smart, and have awesome grades that I should probably wear a special outfit and talk...You know, give a speech. You know because I have a special title for being so smart and awesome and working my ass off....Something that starts with a V....So, come marvel at me showing off.

Please? I'd love you all to come.

I'm also planning a party for that night but I haven't decided on anything yet (I know, Jessica is late as usual), so stay tuned for that.

Filtered to Casa de Awesome, Winchester Parents and Harvelle Parents

Sometime in between graduation and my party we should go have dinner. Somewhere fancy that we'll probably get kicked out of for being too noisy. I want ties and little black dresses all around. :-)

And now I have a new thing to be thankful for. Now every morning when I wake up I thank God I'm not in hell and throw up an extra thank you because I still have breasts.

Ok, this has got to be crossing some sort of line! Being an elf I could handle and I could even handle being seventeen again, but this time they've gone too far! I'm a fucking girl!!! This is not fucking cool!!

Ms. Trepe? I'm Monty Pippin. We have apparently been matched up for a date by Ms. Serra, so I was hoping to get in touch with you to work out the particulars. We could keep the evening to the two of us, or we could get together with others ... whatever makes you feel more comfortable. I do want to do everything I can to make sure you enjoy yourself.

Alright who drugged me and dragged me to Vegas? Waking up and not hearing Fiona bellowing was...different. I kinda got used to it. Also, where's Pete?

This must be Monty's idea of a joke. Funny. I'll have to get back to London, before I get fired. Great. Pete better be okay too damn it.

Hello everyone. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Inara Serra. I've noticed that there have been a lot of dating ads going up and I thought that I might actually arrange some get togethers for people. A sort of blind date night. If this is something you might be interested in, or it's something someone you know might be interested in, please contact me. Everything you say will be private and completely confidential.

[OOC: this is just the ic way of announcing this. If you haven't signed your characters up in this, please do so here. We need moar guys.]

Well that was pretty fucking interesting. How many people can say that they lost their virginity twice? It was definitly different than with Brian.

And it's just my fucking luck that I became friends with everyone who is actually like ten years younger than me.

I hope I don't get affected by the next fucking experiment though.

Well shit! What are the odds that practically everyone I've hung out with for the last two weeks is actually younger than me? And I guess even younger than the age I'm supposed to be.

Well. After a few days of mostly private freaking out adjustment, I've decided that what looks to be happening to others has probably happened to me. Namely I've wound up in Las Vegas with no idea how, and those of you that know me know an older version of me. Do I still get the babes when I'm 33? Tell me I still get the babes.

So ... who here does know me? Older me. I'm Monty Pippin.

Attention men of this location.

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How did I end up in Las Vegas? And why does the newspaper say it's 2010 when it was 2000 when I went to bed? And since when do I have an over 21 license and a membership card for Babylon? I haven't even been to Babylon yet. I was gonna try to go tonight, which won't happy if I'm in Vegas. I still don't understand how I got here. My mom is gonna be so pissed and Daphne is gonna be so jealous that I somehow got to Vegas and didn't tell her.

My sister is alive!

Everyone who had loved ones die, there is a possibility Zenner is bringing them back. I can't say for sure that everyone will, but Dawn and Wes came back today. They woke up in their own graves. So just ... be aware.

I never thought I'd appreciate Zenner; it's kinda weird, got to say.

Well now, this is interesting. Not where I expected to end up, but it doesn't look so bad. I think I might like it here.

Anyone want to tell me where here is?

Well, that was fun!

In hindsight, that is.

For those who were affected by the latest experiment, how do you feel? Especially those whom the experiment no longer affects.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE/BROTHER IN LAW DEAN WINCHESTER!!! I'M AWESOMELY 22 AND HE'S AWESOMELY 31 AND IT'S AWESOME. AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE MY BIRTHDAY AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR CAKE!

I've already picked my birthday karaoke song, so BE PREPARED FOR EPIC, I'VE BEEN PRACTICING!!!

Things I can turn into:

A dog (have tried beagle, Chihuahua and mutt I met at the park. Beagle wins for sure, but I think that's because it was my first)

A cat (not recommended, I was instantly elitist)

A sparrow (I get so tired!!!)

A goldfish (Dan you saved me. Thank you for that. Flopping around on the ground unable to breathe is absolutely terrifying. I may never fish again after that)

A pig (One word: AWESOME)


Things I need to try:

A pigeon (free food and lots of chasing people down the sidewalk)

A duck (quack quack)

A Tiger (Who wouldn't want to be a tiger?!)

An elephant (I love peanuts)

A full 48 hours as a bunny rabbit and I think I have mastered this...Finally. It kept happening at the most inopportune moments, but I seem to have it under control now. Oh yeah. I'm a champ.