bright light city

Are we all dead?

Hey, James!

Guess what.

( James )
I'm bored.

Want to go on blind dates with other people and then disappoint them by coming home and having sex with each other at the end of the night?

By the way, the answer is yes. Because I already signed you up.

Sorry couldn't rightly resist, this one's even better then the last one, ladies. I'm doing this all for you.

Me: Mild mannered sociopath, loves long walks on tropical beaches and having minions dig graves for the people I kill, will love you with a single minded obsession whether you want me to or not, need a mother's love like people need air.

Likes: Surprises, MCR, emo hair cuts, watching you while you sleep, Stephen King novels, pretending to be a part of Stephen King novels, scaring rabbits and probably kicking puppies too, stealing babies and raising them.

( Photo under cut )

You: Find Edward Cullen and other pseudo-stalkers romantic, think a bad man just needs love to turn him around, have daddy issues, have a baby for me to brainwash.

Thought an old friend might be able to use this.

Me: Dashing example that real men wear make up, once messiah leader of kidnapping cage-lovers, lusty Latin lothario

Likes: L'Oreal ads because I'm worth it, camping in the rough, orange juice, making ominous and non-specific statements.

( photo under cut )

You: Any girl willing to accept she's not the prettiest one in the relationship. Doesn't ask questions.

Contact Richard Alpert.

Hello, Ladies.



Me: Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady-scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.

Look down. Back up.

( You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like )

You: Female. Willing. An interest in that thing you love and diamonds.

Anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady.

( I'm on a horse )

Regards,
The man your man could smell like

Well that was unpleasant.

I think I know what you all meant about the experiments being awful now.

Okay, this is not McGill.

Is this a prank? Because it's not funny, finals are coming up.

( Castiel )
Where are you? I have something for you.


( Gregory House )
I wouldn't normally ask but, can I get something from you? To help me sleep? Or forget. Forgetting would be good right now.

( James Wilson & Gregory House )
Crazy question, but I was never very good at the medical crap. Out of curiosity, how much blood could your average human being stand to lose before bad shit happened?

( Jess Winchester )
Hey. What're you doing tonight? You know, besides the usual?

Wilson, stop singing about how you kissed a girl and you liked it. I'm going to get jealous.

And if that's not you, who the heck is in our shower?

( Filtered to House & Wilson )

Oh come on Vegas? You guys are twisted.

( Filtered to Greg House & James Wilson )

I miss her.

I'm going to go skate somewhere. Anyone want to come?

I don't know enough people to make this specific.

To all doctors and nurses and medically inclined.

I'm James Wilson and since the hospitals here do not seem to recognize my medical license for any openings, I figured I might open a free clinic. A small one to start with depending on how many people here are able to help out, but I don't really want to sit around doing nothing. House might go back to drugs if he doesn't have anything to do.

So I thought I'd see if they kidnapped any other doctors besides my team here, that includes Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Remy Hadley, Dr. Gregory House, and myself. If any of you are a little behind on the medical times, I would be happy to bring you up to date. We might not be in our time but we can still make a difference.

I guess just respond to this if you're interested?

( filtered to House )

Holmes? I would worry that you've put a truly alarming amount of effort into ensuring that I don't move out, but I fear this is beyond even your not inconsiderable talents.

But it does beg the question of what precisely is going on. I rather hope that you are here to explain.

Mary really is going to be cross.

House, I swear that if you've kidnapped me again and this time to see strippers in Vegas, I'm going to be really angry. Seriously angry. I have patients!