bright light city

Look, I know you don't really like me, but I was hoping we could talk.

I thought Alfred's training on a bad day was a rough workout. Excuse me I'll be sleeping for the next week
I'll never try that again

Will you help me with a new costume?

I moved into Barbara's room last night and she informed me about the current threat, but then today she wasn't here and neither was any of her stuff. Has she been kidnapped again?

( filtered to people from her world and alternate versions of the same world (Bat-people, Teen Titans, JLA, etc) )

Hey, Ter?

Since you’re not three years old and last I checked, we weren’t living at the garbage dump, do you think that maybe you could pick your toys up off the floor? Just because I’m always so nice to you. And while we're on this topic of things that you could do for me, I was just wondering if perhaps you could stop calling me at ridiculous times? I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

And you're going to school.

Anyone out there feeling generous and feel like helping a kid out? I wanna score some alcohol, but being sixteen, that's gonna be pretty hard to do on my own. So anyone feel like buying?

They gave me an unlimited credit card. suckers does this mean I can finally have my own monkey?

So...I've been kidnapped to Vegas, I have a tattoo, I'm going to fail out of college because did I mention I got kidnapped, and my very male ex friend is suddenly a girl.

Things were so much simpler before I came back to Gotham.

I'm not really sure why I would be a target of any kind of kidnapping. I'm just an assistant professor at Gotham University, so you're not going to get much of a ransom for me. I think it'd be best for all of us if you just return me to the city at once. I have people to save! papers to grade.