bright light city

I already hate Vuvuzelas.

Finally! I can be useful. I had a vision a few minutes ago. A girl with short blond hair, tied up. She looked pretty beat up, but she was alive. I saw Darla and Angelus there too. It looked like a warehouse or storage unit and I could hear cars so I think it was near a highway or intersection or something.

[ooc: Clues to Chloe's whereabouts for the JLAers]

filtered; Anya

We'll be needing to order an Orb of Thesulah at the shop. Do you think you could find one for us?

Actually, better make it a few. Just in case.



filtered; Wesley

Have you spoken with Cordelia lately?

( Filtered to Rupert )
I believe I've officially failed utterly as a Watcher.

My Slayer has been kidnapped by Harmony, who as I remember can barely remember how to make coffee and do filing, and Evie, Noa and Jaeger are recreating it as a musical.

I clearly need to give up on this and open a bookshop. Something that doesn't involve actual skill in fighting evil.

Great. Mysterious kidnapping by a strange and powerful corporation, huh? Isn't that a fun way to start the week. I was supposed to be with a client, you know. Full protection. Maybe the Senior Partners are losing their touch.

Las Vegas, though, really? And while I appreciate the potential for unlimited shoes and scotch, it's hardly the height of class. Stay in the city? I'd rather burn. Well. Continue to burn.

( filtered to wesley )

I would like to issue a formal invitation to the ball my dear aunt Amelia and I will be hosting this coming Saturday at the Summers Estate. It will be a formal affair and proper attire is a requirement. I'd be more than happy to assist anyone who needs help finding a dress! It is my hope that this event will be an opportunity for us to all get better acquainted. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

Sirs or Madams,

I received your letter upon my arrival here and have read it several times over. While I acknowledge the fact that you are in need of my services, I keep a very busy schedule. I assume that in summoning me you realise that you are not only taking me away from my duties but also putting yourself at great risk. As the Slayer, it is my duty and birthright to rid the world of all impure evils. Please return me at once to my home in London or I am afraid I must take action upon you. I am sure that you are just as intent to solve this in a peaceable manner as I am. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

Bugger.

( Wesley )

Wesley was correct. This 'dating' before fornication is not a waste of energy. It was most informative. My notes are quite extensive.

( Filtered to Anya )

( Filtered to Buffy )

( Filtered to Illyria )

( Filtered to Madison )

I never thought I'd miss the regular apocalypse. I feel like I'm becoming a therapist. The lot of you are being almost too quiet. I'm beginning to worry what you might be planning.

( Filtered to Giles and Wesley )

Wesley:
If I offered you a chance to escape your many debilitating personals problem to inventory stock with me, would you say yes? Because someone needs to move the half-ton of Thorton's Hope they delivered to Giles' room, and it isn't gonna be me.

I hate each and every one of you.

Why am I back in Vegas again? Is this some kind of Wolfram and Hart trick? Or did someone just want to get me out of that alleyway before I...

If this is hell, it's a damn fitting setting for it.

Wesley? Where am I? I remember trying to hold on, wanting to stay...now I've woken up here. I'm not sick anymore...but now I'm in another dimension, again. Or am I dead? Is this hell?

[Wesley]

Buffy was pouting in the living room and shouted something to me about Watchers not being able to date then ran off and slammed the door.

( Scooby Manor )

I'm so glad the people in this house seem to be going back to normal. Spike is still William though and I think he's only come out of his room twice. I'd take him over teenage Buffy any day though. Was I that bad when I was in High School?