bright light city

Hey. Lee.

You're creeping people out. Knock it the frak off.

If you don't, I'm not responsible for what happens to you.

[Locked from Lee]
What the FRAK?

[Helo and Sam]
Get your frakkin' boots on. We're going out.

[locked to Kara]

Mind telling me what that is about? I'm not mad, just confused.

I'm going Gaius hunting.

Who's coming with me?

I - I would like, I mean, I demand an explanation! Where am I? Who is this Zenner Corperation? And more importantly, will someone please explain to me how it is that I seem to be on ... well.

On Earth.

Has anyone seen Cally? I can't find her.

[locked from Kara and Lee]

Frak. FRAK. How the...

Very funny, Zenner. Very frakkin' funny.

One word: lasertag.

Who's in?

ETA: Also teams. There's my team and... well we need others. Okay, we have Priya's team too. Make more people.

Team Ashley: Ashley, Kate, Henry, Shawn, Chiana, Samantha Carter, Vala, Jack O'Neill, Carolyn.

Team Priya: Priya, Echo, Tony, Carl, Topher.

Team Castle: Castle, Alexis, John Crichton.

Team Noa: Noa, Jaeger, Sarah, Michelle, Dawn.

So. Since we're all stuck here and I'm not a Cylon, anyone feel like getting incredibly drunk with me?

I keep hearing 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' on the wireless, so let's go with that.

Doors open to my quarters. Let yourself in and bring a bottle.

No. This isn't possible. THIS ISN'T FRAKKING POSSIBLE! I'm Chief petty officer Galen Tyrol. I was born on Gemmonon. My father was a priest. My mother was an oracle. I've served on battlestars since I was frakking eighteen years old. I'm married to Callandra Henderson-Tyrol. My son is Nicholas Tyrol. I can't be a cylon. I can't.

To the military newcomers and people who just like to blow off some steam.

I'm setting up a shooting range on the top of the roof here. I don't plan to get out of shape just because we're stuck on this planet. Anyone who isn't trained in the use of a firearm will have to be trained before I'll hand over any guns, but I'm happy to give you a hand on that. Anyone underage must have permission from a guardian.

If you come up looking for a fight or trouble, you'll get it and it won't go well for you.

If I wasn't totally trashed last night, and this isn't a frakkin' dream, someone is going to get hurt.

What the...

The frak is going on here?