bright light city

Something tells me this is going to make an excellent story at the next pub night.

I've gotten pissed and woken up in some strange places before, but I never thought I'd actually make it all the way to America. Think I get bonus points for that. This definitely beats the time McLaggen woke up the boss's broom shed.

I'M MARRIED!

Sorry everyone, but Lily and me got kind of impatient and just eloped last night to the Star Trek Experience. We have pictures. Will dressed up. It was awesome.

Anyway we're going to have a wedding party soon to make up for the fact you all had to miss it. I'll give you a head's up on the date and everyone is invited. It will involve food, good company, and probably video games, because we're just that cool.

I'M MARRIED!

( Ginny )

( Filtered to Neville, Hermione, Luna, Lavender, Jamie, Albus, and Rose )

( Ginny )

Right. Well this is bloody priceless.

All right, the joke is over.

I can't afford to have another tattoo hexed off. It was painful enough after I broke up with Archie and then Hortie.

I'd like to go home now, even if this place is much more posh and there's no leaky faucet. I have a plant to water. I refuse to let another one die on me. What am I supposed to do with this piece of plastic? Is it a portkey?

I'm not sure what

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Hello?  I think you've got the wrong person.