bright light city

Right, so, I was going to come on the network and be all "WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON?" but then I read all the other "WHAT THE FUCK" things, so it's not just me, so it's them Zenner fucks dicking about.

Still, can't hurt.

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON?

Jesus, I have tits.

George, are you okay or did it get you as well?

[George][Mitchell]

Erm. I think there's been a problem with the blind date thing. I seem to have been matched with somebody called Jayne.

How do I go about this without sounding homophobic? Because I'm really not. I mean you know I'm not. Not a bit. But if I say anything...

Help!

One word: lasertag.

Who's in?

ETA: Also teams. There's my team and... well we need others. Okay, we have Priya's team too. Make more people.

Team Ashley: Ashley, Kate, Henry, Shawn, Chiana, Samantha Carter, Vala, Jack O'Neill, Carolyn.

Team Priya: Priya, Echo, Tony, Carl, Topher.

Team Castle: Castle, Alexis, John Crichton.

Team Noa: Noa, Jaeger, Sarah, Michelle, Dawn.

Well, Toto, looks like we aren't in...uh...Cleveland any more.

Yeah...that died before it even started.

So...Vegas, huh? And I didn't even drink last night. Someone want to tell me what's going on?

Is it demons? Nefarious demons who kidnap people and buy their complacency with black credit cards? Because that's downright devious, it it.