bright light city

Uhhh... I so did not sign up for this. My Dad is going to kill me.

Also there's someone snoring really loudly in the other room and I have no idea who it is or how to even go check. Is it rude to just walk in and look, I mean I don't even know if this person knows me or if they even know why they're here because I have no clue why I'm here....

OMG he's really hot So it's some strange boy. Awesome.

You know, in a thousand years, I thought I'd seen everything.

Apparently not.

Hm. Well, as new and as shiny as this is, send me the hell back. Corporeal beings are fun and all, but I'm not getting into trouble for someone else being a show off.

Theres two of you here. I can feel you. Something tells me you're old.