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( To the Scooby Manor )

Sirs or Madams,

I regret that I am unable to consent to remaining in this strange and confounding place at this time. I have important duties to attend to in my home of England, chief among these being the continued slaughter of the horde of unmentionables that plagues the country. Should you not acquiesce to my request to be returned to my land, I shall be forced to react with violence, and I assure you that this course of action would not end well for you. For your own sakes, I implore you ro return me to England at once, lest you meet your end at my blade.

Regards,
Fitzwilliam Darcy

Dear Mr. Zenner:

This is not Hertfordshire, nor is it England. As it is dereliction of my duty as a bride of death and a sworn protector of my country to be away during such times and the spreading of the strange plague, I insist that you return me to my home at once. If you do not acquiesce, then I shall meet you for a duel at the time and place of your choosing. I shall have satisfaction, and your heart on the end of my blade.

Yrs respectfully,

Elizabeth Bennet

I would like to issue a formal invitation to the ball my dear aunt Amelia and I will be hosting this coming Saturday at the Summers Estate. It will be a formal affair and proper attire is a requirement. I'd be more than happy to assist anyone who needs help finding a dress! It is my hope that this event will be an opportunity for us to all get better acquainted. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.

Sirs or Madams,

I received your letter upon my arrival here and have read it several times over. While I acknowledge the fact that you are in need of my services, I keep a very busy schedule. I assume that in summoning me you realise that you are not only taking me away from my duties but also putting yourself at great risk. As the Slayer, it is my duty and birthright to rid the world of all impure evils. Please return me at once to my home in London or I am afraid I must take action upon you. I am sure that you are just as intent to solve this in a peaceable manner as I am. Regards,

HARRIET BIRCHAM.