bright light city

(Sub-Zero)

Can you meet me in the lobby? I think we should talk face to face.

The U.S. Military has no record of me, past or present. When I told the man at the US Defense department my name, he laughed and called me a crack pot. He said that was a name of a video game character.

Liu Kang, Johnny Cage or Jax, are any of you here?

Okay, who is responsible for this rather poorly thought out practical joke? And, just so you know, practical jokes that leave permanent marks are actually horrible, no one likes them.