bright light city

Can you describe me in only one word?

One word: lasertag.

Who's in?

ETA: Also teams. There's my team and... well we need others. Okay, we have Priya's team too. Make more people.

Team Ashley: Ashley, Kate, Henry, Shawn, Chiana, Samantha Carter, Vala, Jack O'Neill, Carolyn.

Team Priya: Priya, Echo, Tony, Carl, Topher.

Team Castle: Castle, Alexis, John Crichton.

Team Noa: Noa, Jaeger, Sarah, Michelle, Dawn.

Why did I think this was going to be fun?

I just had lunch at the Bellagio, this really isn't my Vegas.

...Okay. I'm stumped.

Now, not that I'm not grateful, but Las Vegas, of all places? You couldn't have stuck me in some place with a nice beach? Maybe some good-looking cabana boys?

Omigod. Okay, so like, if this is one of those cheerleader rushes things, it's gone way too far. I have a test tomorrow, and if I fail bio my mom is going to freak, and I'm going to have to sit near a loser as they tutor me. And you can totally catch loser, okay?

Wow. I'm in Vegas at fifteen. It's every teenager's dream!

Surely Earth has more to offer than excess and indulgence.

( Carter )

Thought you'd want to know that I'd made out with the woman that looks like you!

Okay, I have to give you points for presentation. Not to mention going the corporate America route was pretty insightful, especially from someone like you who is all about big business. And while I think any reality show is better than MILF Island, I don't know how well this is going to set with the public, Jack. I mean people communicate over the computer and on blackberries? (I'm keeping this blackberry, by the way.) Boring.

Ooh, ooh! You should make them use a giant telephone or one shaped like a football. That way when the token cheating housemember, breaks up with their significant other back home it will be on a football phone.

Is this a real tattoo? That seems kind of over the top. Not to mention painful. Couldn't you have just shown me the promos or something? Don't even think about putting me on this show. I can't write TGS from here. Do you really want another bear-robot sketch? Because if I'm not there to crush them, that's what Frank will write. Put him on your Big Brother Fear Factor World thing.

I really need to remember to check this more often.

No, I'm not dead. No, I wasn't kidnapped. No, I wasn't...well, I'm not sure what other explanations you and Cam came up with, Vala. It's just another instance of 'got caught up in researching and forgot about the outside world'. So no need to send a search party. I was in my apartment working.

So, what did I miss?

( Edit: ) I also wasn't the victim of any nefariousness from Hathor. Happy, Jack?

Found a few decent shops. Picked up enough supplies to last me awhile and I should be able to remake my staff and rod in a few months. Got some potion makeing equipment too but without Bob to help that's pretty much useless.

I daresay that it's refreshing to be myself again.

What is going here? Anyone want to fill me in?