bright light city

filtered; The Sanctuary

Magnus and Tesla are gone.

( The Sanctuary )

(Druitt:)
I need your help with something. It's kind of an emergency. I

I'm sorry You can't tell mom

(Henry:)
Doing alright?

( filtered to the vampires )

So, like Henry said, we're married.

We're going to be having a party on the twenty first. It's nothing fancy, just a casual get-together.

Oh, and if you're bored, check out http://www.vulcansgonewild.com for a good laugh. You'll enjoy it.

[OOC: Site doesn't actually exist. It's the fictional site of video of Will partying, dressed as a Vulcan.]

I'M MARRIED!

Sorry everyone, but Lily and me got kind of impatient and just eloped last night to the Star Trek Experience. We have pictures. Will dressed up. It was awesome.

Anyway we're going to have a wedding party soon to make up for the fact you all had to miss it. I'll give you a head's up on the date and everyone is invited. It will involve food, good company, and probably video games, because we're just that cool.

I'M MARRIED!

To any supernatural beings in this area, I believe many of you already know me although I am currently not familiar with all of you. That being said, my expertise and assistance is still available to anyone if you are in need of it.

( Ashley Magnus )

( John Druitt )

( Nikola Tesla )

The crap just happened? Seriously Okay "Zenner", you have exactly as long as it takes for me to find a gun to send me home. Then I start shooting things. I have to get back, mom's still

Well, doesn't this just have the cabal written all over it...

This really doesn't bode well.

Crap.

Hello?

Filtered to Casa de Awesome, Bela Talbot, The Harvelle parents, The Winchester parents, Justin Taylor, Jacob Black, Monty Pippin, Jenny Humphrey, Buffy Summers, Dr.Wilson, Dr. Sweets, Jaeger Henson, Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Ashley Magnus, Sarah Krieg, and Obi Wan Kenobi

So. If you all are free on May 8th at like 2:30 in the afternoon and feel like sitting outside and baking in the sun for a few of the most boring hours of your life, then I would like to direct your attention to this little thing going on...I'm graduating that day. So I figure your needs to bake in the sun might coincide with my needs to have the biggest and loudest group there.

And they've decided that because I'm awesome, super smart, and have awesome grades that I should probably wear a special outfit and talk...You know, give a speech. You know because I have a special title for being so smart and awesome and working my ass off....Something that starts with a V....So, come marvel at me showing off.

Please? I'd love you all to come.

I'm also planning a party for that night but I haven't decided on anything yet (I know, Jessica is late as usual), so stay tuned for that.

Filtered to Casa de Awesome, Winchester Parents and Harvelle Parents

Sometime in between graduation and my party we should go have dinner. Somewhere fancy that we'll probably get kicked out of for being too noisy. I want ties and little black dresses all around. :-)

What. The. Everloving. FUCK?

No wobbley dude part...

Have boobs...

Friggin friggin happy...


Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck it! I'm a chick again! YAY! Thank friggin GOD! Bein' a dude for even 24hrs was a serious pain in the ass! I NEVER WANT TO HAVE A PENIS AGAIN!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER. Well not have one you know attached. Whatever that sounded dirty.

God damnit. Who has clothes that will fit me? I'm so not going shopping. Sarah's too much of a freaking beanpole. None of her stuff works.

I've been a chick less than 48 hours and I already have body issues. Zenner, you suck so hard.

WHOA! There's some SERIOUSLY WRONG here!! MISSING body parts and have an EXTRA one! WTF is going on?! WTF!!!!!!!!

EDIT: And it wobbles! WOBBLES!!! How the hell do you guys WALK AROUND WITH A WOBBLEY PARRT?!

I hear there's a vampire slayer here. A vampire slayer....oh, my.

That is just so adorable.

In other news, I'm thirsty. I've been told it would be unwise to kill, so I'm holding off for now. But mainstreaming...that's something I hope to avoid, at least for the time being. I wouldn't usually ask, but who'd like to trade blood for blood? Vampire blood has an outstanding effect on humans.

( Kate and Henry )

I've got a date. Also, shut up.

ETA: ( Shawn )

So, I hear you're the guy to ask for advice.

[Ashley]

Uh. This had nothing to do with me. I don't even know who put my name forward.

I don't mind if you'd rather not bother.

So I'm thinking of getting myself a car.... Problem is these car sales men are total cockspanks and normally try pull one over on chicks. Soooooooooo does any dude wanna come and check out cars with me? :-D

Blind dates?

The fuck?

Have people forgotten how to do shit for themselves these days?

And what's happened to Paul? If Zenner have sent him back and not me then there's gonna be a shitload of trouble.

If he's found a way out on his own and not told me there'll be even MORE trouble.

[Private]

The new glittery fucker scares the shit out of me. What IS it?